Yes! I said rocks!
How many senseless murders have been committed with rocks? From the beginnings of man they have been used in farmer on sheepherder crime, all the
senseless stonings, the salem witch trial pressings where brave men railed against their oppressive overlords, screaming "More weight!"
All of the assaults made on innocent castles once rocks realized they could be catapulted with deadly, brutal accuracy across great distances,
destroying walls and murdering the people who manned them!
The mass genocide of giants, (poor giants, you dont see them anymore), once rocks realized that they could kill these larger than life beings by
swinging in circles within leather slings until achieving a velocity that would allow them to fly short distances and slam forcefully into soft
Small game murders perpetuated by rocks that figured out that a forked stick with rubber bands would allow them to bring down small woodland
The horrors that people in glass houses have endured
Windshields! Yes! New windshields that were innocently minding their own business, enjoying a Sunday drive, assaulted by rocks that leapt from the
back of dump trucks to bounce off the road and destroy the poor windshields pristine veneer...
Avalanches, where rocks attack en masse, rolling downhill without regard to life or dwellings.
Stone edifices that inexplicably collapse on people without care.
Yes... We should ban rocks, for assuredly, they have destroyed more lives on their own than anything known to man...
Ban rocks first, then we can talk about firearms...
Sorry, the gun thing was really annoying me and I needed to blow off some steam and lighten my mood, I'm worried about my AR!!!!