Had the Sandy Hook School shooting not occurred you'd probably take....
So here we have Sandy Hook Lingerie Party Massacre. Let’s say that again, SANDY HOOK LINGERIE PARTY MASSACRE! What do you think of when you see that
combination of words? What’s in a title anyway? Does it have a cryptic meaning? Who is Sandy Hook? What on earth am I writing about? Let’s move
on…
... as a really bad allusion to the fact that not only are they visiting Sandy Hook, but the killer in the movie uses hooks as well.
Granted the fact that the review is form July 20th is suspect, but planning that far ahead for a specific school when just about any would do, and
then letting everyone from people at Warner Bros. down to the Producer, Director, and Reviewer of slasher porn in on it is a really poorly planned Op.
"We _____ as an organization must slaughter kindergartners to affect change in this country, this will be a carefully planned operation where precise
timing, and secrecy is paramount. In 12 years time we will bring a Connecticut community to it's knees in order to give us proper pretense to violate
America's second amendment rights. That will be all gentlemen....
One more thing, be sure to let Warner Bros., a slasher porn director, a horror reviewer, and Lil Wayne in on this top secret plot. Oh and can one of
you prop open the back door at a theater in Aurora, CO at the midnight showing of Batman in July of 2012.... that would be great, thanks."
edit
on 19-12-2012 by Osiris1953 because: (no reason given)