posted on Dec, 19 2012 @ 12:55 AM
I dunno about the pooping part, but I have learned over the years to be real cautious about dreams in which I'm walking through a giant public
bathroom, with dozens, maybe hundreds of urinals and toilets, all running, and I'm looking for just the right one.
And if I don't wake up before I FIND the right toilet, it's going to be bad, because that dream means I'm so tired the normal signals aren't
waking me up to deal with the final warning signal from Bladder Central.
/psshht - this is bladder to control 1 actual, final emergency warning, we are at redline
//control 1 actual to Tom, control 1 actual to Tom, initiate wakeup sequence Alpha
//bee Dee DEE we're sorry, Tom is off line due to 12 mile march with comm gear and other people's ammo. Please try your call again later.
//control 1 actual to Tom's subconcious, initiate toilet dream, 10 second count down
//wow, look at all the damn toilets. Hm. That one's too low. Nope, too dirty. What's over here...ah, that one, that's a nice one..uh oh it's the
toilet dream get me outta here fast