Ode to Bill O'Reilly

He asked some payed heads that were in a box
Experts to help him confuse and outfox
The spin didn't stop and it was a factor
A careful script read like an actor

We all listened while he spoke the word
What we all heard was surely absurd
His agendas quite clear for all to see
He says he's looking out for you and me.

By his own admission a simple man
Not as simple as those who are a fan
50 million net worth so there are alot
They must be simple to miss his plot

A corporate shill of the highest order
Payed to fool folks within Americas border
To distract them with the word of the day
To scare off atheists and save xmas day

He is great at debate against strawmen
He simply talks over the top of them
Wont let them speak and tell him he's wrong
Sense on the Factor just doesnt belong

He is a best seller he will gladly say
But doesnt mention Martin Dugard in any way
He takes all the credit and furthers his name
But we all know that he has no shame

He has many helpers that is for sure
Hannity,Stossel,Huckabee and many more
Most powerful name in News and he is the star
The most unfair and unbalanced person by far.


Pinhead or patriot?

Oreilly sucks, cant stand the man, I dont mind Stossel too much though. Hannity and Oreilly can jump in a fiery lake for all I care. So can Huckabee and he can take his lame bass playing with him. Good poem..

"Tide goes in, tide goes out.
You can't explain that."

- Bill O'Reilly

Bill, oh really?


EDIT: Forgot to say, awesome thread!