Something i'd like to share.

I found this poem on one of my friends pages on Face Book and i'd like to share it with y'all.

My government loves me, yes it does,
my government loves me just because.
They wanna chip me, but that's OK,
and they want to jail me to limit what I say.

They deliver democracy right to your door,
they are behind literally every single war.
They will liberate you too,
just be patient they will get to you.

The police state is great, it is for my protection,
I don't even mind about the fake election.
They control the media which is great for me,
cause they know better then me what I should see.

The fluoride in the water and lines in the sky,
are just part of the Illuminati eye.
I feel safe with it watching over me,
I hand over all my rights, gleefully.

All I have to do is live in constant fear,
and pay for stupid things like Obamacare.
Poisonous meat and GMOs with no label,
are on every single dinner table.

But I still trust them, yes I do,
cause I am a sheeple through and through.
Cause my government loves me, yes it does,
my government loves me just because!

Only 40 minutes on Facebook and over 77,105 likes...

Some are already adding more lyrics to it:

I love my fellow patriots, yes I do.
I hope one day, you will too.

You are a sheep, it's not your fault.
Ron Paul's revolution, will steal your heart.

The time is right, to take it back.
America, I'll always have your back.

In the name of the constitution, I will fight.
For the lost minds, that's my right.

This really should be renamed "Ode To ATS"



ETA : This seriously looks like it was written by a 5th grader

reply to post by nightstalker78


Yes, it would hav been great if it was written by someone with better english skills. It does fit ATS very well though.

reply to post by nightstalker78


lol yeah. It uses all the keywords but it is pretty terrible as far as poetic cadence or thoughtfully worded prose.

Reminds me of the show Big Bang Theory.. they use all the right nerdy words but it doesn't make their jokes funny.

Neat find, though.

reply to post by Murgatroid


We can make it better somehow so people can actually listen and not lose interest. This brings me back on how we practiced making flows with conspiracies.

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