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Ladies are like elephants!

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posted on Dec, 14 2012 @ 12:50 AM
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Ladies are like elephants. They never forget😠

I am a fixer. It aint much that breaks i cant fix. I do everything with the house that needs to be done my self. I fix all sorts of things. My friends come to me with their broken # for me to fix and so on.

But when me and My lady just had moved in together 19 years ago i took apart an broken eggtimer to fix it.
When i took it apart it exploded with springs everywhere on the kitchen floor so that i could not find all the springs. The timer was then officially DEAD.

Now out of all the thousand things ive fixed sice then including just resently picking My telezoom lens apart in tiny pieces and then back together. That eggtimer is what she remembers😠

Another one. Im a bloody hero sometimes, ive single handed got rid of a burgular in the middle of the night from our house to save My family. Ive many Times' through quick thinking saved some asses from nasty accidents.
Ive defended booth hers and my kids honour in various situations and so forth.
But what is it she remebers?
il tell you.
She remembers one time 15 years ago when we were walking the dogs in the forrest and it was a very narrow path.
I was walking first and she was right behind me. All of a Sudden there is one huge wasp in front of me.
And i panic (believe me it was HUGE)
In panic mode i try and get away from the wasp, i cant go forward cause there is the wasp. On My sides is dense vegetation, that only leaves back from where i came.
So i shuv her aside and go for the exit. She ends up rolling around on the ground in the dense vegetation.
So i say again.

Ladies are like elephants😂😂😂




posted on Dec, 14 2012 @ 01:02 AM
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Haha, Alright. To be honest, I would never forget it either if you sacrificed me to save yourself from a big wasp! Reading your rant and title made me laugh

Women do tend to remember everything, which means they will also remember if you apologize! They will forgive, but not forget. Lol



posted on Dec, 14 2012 @ 01:06 AM
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I dated a theoretical math major for ten years. She has a nearly photographic memory when it comes to conversations. This upped my game in regards to remembering what I say. And what others say

There is a lesson here for you. Be joyful. Imagine for a moment having no one to share those moments with

And go hug her right now. Seriously appreciate what you have.



posted on Dec, 14 2012 @ 01:14 AM
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reply to post by Katharos62191
 


Haha, if you laugh, then im happy

Jimmy



posted on Dec, 14 2012 @ 01:16 AM
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reply to post by jisujaaljo
 


especially in america, to many fast food joints


just joking ladies i love u all. u make the world go round.



posted on Dec, 14 2012 @ 01:16 AM
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Oh i am joyful an happy to have someone special in my life, and im very very very happy that she aint got no photographic conversasional memory. Lol
Jimmy



posted on Dec, 14 2012 @ 01:32 AM
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Of course she remembers the "Wasp Incident" hard to forget a grown man running from a wasp.

True story...
I like wasps, purely from an engineering standpoint they're amazing little creatures.
One day I had a wasp kind enough to climb onto the tip of my finger, so I'm checking him/her out & talking to it.
Well some guy standing some yards away is looking at me like I'm crazy, just for talking to the wasp on my finger.
So I look at the guy, the wasp looks at the guy & then the wasp & I turn & look at each other.
Just then the wasp jumps off my finger & pardon the pun makes a beeline straight at this guy.
I have never before or since heard a grown man scream like that, funniest damn thing I've ever witnessed.
I will be at my last breath in this decaying carcass & I will still remember that guy screaming & running from the wasp & it will bring a smile & a laugh.

So don't judge her too harshly for that one, be objective & picture yourself hightailing it in such a I presume panic that you knocked her down in the process, that would be memorable.



posted on Dec, 14 2012 @ 01:32 AM
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it ain't much that breaks I can't fix.

>!!>>!>.!.!>.1. What does it mean!!!!!!!???????




posted on Dec, 14 2012 @ 01:39 AM
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Well, english is not my native language, so im sorry for confusing you.
Translation: it is not many things that breaks that i am not able to repair.

Jimmy



posted on Dec, 14 2012 @ 01:42 AM
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That's ok he may look like a genius but he is pretty much confused all the time. He wouldn't understand you in any language...why do elephants never forget?



posted on Dec, 14 2012 @ 01:42 AM
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Umm yeah, that's exactly what I was thinkin too.

My wife believes me to be a gadam superhero, as I have put her safety before mine on several occasions and she has never felt insecure with me around.
Tell the truth, I think quite abit about her and maybe that is why I'd never put myself first.

To the OP, get a beekeeper suit and become the man I know you can be!!



posted on Dec, 14 2012 @ 01:42 AM
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Haha, lovely story

Its not that i cant se the fun in it.
Its why she cant se past the incident.
Haha naw it only a light hearted rant

Jimmy



posted on Dec, 14 2012 @ 01:47 AM
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posted on Dec, 14 2012 @ 01:57 AM
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Aww thanks for backing me up

And really cute elephant article

Jimmy



posted on Dec, 14 2012 @ 02:00 AM
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She won't be an elephant forever

My mum used to remember everything. Every little thing. She can barely remember what she's already told me nowadays

But it's like the police say, "anything you say and do can and will be used against you..."
It just so happens that the more humiliating and offensive the occurrance, the more likely we are to remember it



posted on Dec, 14 2012 @ 02:01 AM
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Be a man, when all goes to hell, yes.
When someone threatens me and mine, yes.
When i see injustice, yes.
When it comes to wasps and horses, noooo way.
Lol
Jimmy



posted on Dec, 14 2012 @ 10:35 AM
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Originally posted by jisujaaljo
Ladies are like elephants. They never forget😠

I am a fixer. It aint much that breaks i cant fix. I do everything with the house that needs to be done my self. I fix all sorts of things. My friends come to me with their broken # for me to fix and so on.

Ive many Times' through quick thinking saved some asses from nasty accidents.
Ive defended booth hers and my kids honour in various situations and so forth.


You remind me of my very own husband! Gotta love those smart, handy heroes in our lives!!! As long as I don't start sizing up like an elephant, all will be well! LOL

I've known my husband since high school, and there are things I won't allow him to forget. Sometimes he gets a little arrogant, so I have to remind him of his humility


Maybe that's why the wasp for you?

I do with there were more handy heroes in the world though...



posted on Dec, 14 2012 @ 10:54 AM
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A man has to go through a lot just to put his own stinger into the bush once in a while.



posted on Dec, 14 2012 @ 08:48 PM
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Originally posted by DeReK DaRkLy


A man has to go through a lot just to put his own stinger into the bush once in a while.

lmao star for that



posted on Dec, 14 2012 @ 09:18 PM
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How can a grown man be afraid of an itty bitty little wasp?






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