People do stupid crap when they drink. People in groups do stupid and dangerous crap when they drink.
You just described every thread outcome & post I've created after 1AM.
I do happen to look like Jesus though, not as Irish looking as the OP's Jesus, but more authentic.
I seem to turn everything into wine, or something that gets me lit.
I help the blind see, with Alex Jones & David Icke videos.
I also get pissed off at merchants who rob and steal from the poor.
Conclusion: Jesus was an alcoholic.... and still is through imitative mimics.