reply to post by Wrabbit2000
My favorite line.
"This employee doesnt listen to Rammstein. He should be fired immediately."....One of the best statements an employer could say.
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Topic started on 13-12-2012 @ 01:25 AM by Wrabbit2000
I came across this and couldn't stop laughing from about the middle on to the end. It's a collection of lines taken from actual employee evaluations
apparently and I can believe it. They are a little more colorful than I might have noted on a couple driver trainee evaluations but only by a little.
I can only imagine what prompted some of these gems. A couple of my favorite:
I think we can safely call it a list of things we'd never want to see in our own files, eh?
- "Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom and has started to dig."
- "Is apparently very careful with equipment, as his tools show very little signs of wear."
- "He's been working with glue too much."
- "This man has the whole six pack but is missing the plastic thingy that holds them all together."
I think we can safely call it a list of things we'd never want to see in our own files, eh?
reply posted on 20-12-2012 @ 09:57 AM by SpookyVince
"This employee should not be allowed to breed."
I had to laugh at many but this one... Oh man, how many times have I thought of exactly that about some people?
[Edited to add:]
Found a longer list with some extra jewels here.
Best one to me:
"Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming."
I had to laugh at many but this one... Oh man, how many times have I thought of exactly that about some people?
[Edited to add:]
Found a longer list with some extra jewels here.
Best one to me:
"Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming."
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