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Employee Evaluations - How low they go!

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posted on Dec, 13 2012 @ 01:25 AM
I came across this and couldn't stop laughing from about the middle on to the end. It's a collection of lines taken from actual employee evaluations apparently and I can believe it. They are a little more colorful than I might have noted on a couple driver trainee evaluations but only by a little. I can only imagine what prompted some of these gems. A couple of my favorite:

  • "Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom and has started to dig."
  • "Is apparently very careful with equipment, as his tools show very little signs of wear."
  • "He's been working with glue too much."
  • "This man has the whole six pack but is missing the plastic thingy that holds them all together."

I think we can safely call it a list of things we'd never want to see in our own files, eh?

posted on Dec, 13 2012 @ 02:41 AM
reply to post by Wrabbit2000

My favorite line.

"This employee doesnt listen to Rammstein. He should be fired immediately."....One of the best statements an employer could say.

posted on Dec, 20 2012 @ 09:57 AM
"This employee should not be allowed to breed."

I had to laugh at many but this one... Oh man, how many times have I thought of exactly that about some people?

[Edited to add:]
Found a longer list with some extra jewels here.

Best one to me:
"Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming."

edit on 20-12-2012 by SpookyVince because: (no reason given)

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