I came across this and couldn't stop laughing from about the middle on to the end. It's a collection of lines taken from actual employee evaluations
apparently and I can believe it. They are a little more colorful than I might have noted on a couple driver trainee evaluations but only by a little.
I can only imagine what prompted some of these gems. A couple of my favorite:
"Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom and has started to dig."
"Is apparently very careful with equipment, as his tools show very little signs of wear."
"He's been working with glue too much."
"This man has the whole six pack but is missing the plastic thingy that holds them all together."
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