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Originally posted by RobbieK
Penguins, majorly underestimated. They're p'd off that their water isn't the same anymore, so team up with dolphins, who will slowly entrap humans with netting. Penguins will then orchestrate a sardine missile launch to the moon, where it'll dislodge many rocks and those extra special fireworks that managed to reach the moon, sending them to the Earth. Meanwhile, radiation from LED Christmas tree lights will fry the rest of us who hasn't been pummeled by moon debris, caught in dolphins nets, or pecked to death by penguins. The enlightened were wrong, and instead of ascension, they do in fact descend to the bowels of the earth.... to find that it is indeed hollow, so they'll all just sorta, hover, in the middle, gradually the accumulation of descended beings grows so much it cracks the crust of the planet, which creates earthquakes and 'People Eruptions' via all the volcanoes of the world. Thus ending it all.
Originally posted by winterkill
I love it, you guys are way more creative than I thought this was going to be. Problem is, its too complex to give on radio and T.V.
Wait, that's it! The only real end of the world scenario will show itself by being unexplainable on 30 second news fluff!