Hello ATSers! I've only been visiting this site as a guest for 2 years now, watching with much enthusiasm for the next "former illuminati member"
or "doomsday prophet". I have, all the while, read in disgust with some of the members' horrible spelling! In all seriousness, I am always asking
questions and I think that is what this site is all about. It's a collection of bright (some more than others) people exchanging questions and
information. I think it's so unique and so cool. I've been enthralled with all of the posts about conspiracy and ufo's and watching some guy or
gal named Phage debunk them. I can't wait to grow as an ATSer and continue having my mind blown and make some like-minded friends here! Thank
you for wasting your precious time reading this!
It's a little late for coffee, I'd be up all night reading stuff on "the weird side" of ATS. As far as ascending, I am certainly not as
one-with-nature/God/gods/dog as I should be. Having people talking to me on here is as close as making it as I can get! Thanks for the warm welcome!
No snacks either... I forgot that the new guy was supposed to bring coffee and doughnuts. How will I ever gain any credentials here? No stars and
flags for me! Thanks!
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by a Moderator. If you see posted any of the above mentioned, please let staff know by using the "Alert" function. This will help keep the
community, both young and old to further enjoy the ride with you.