Cue the trumpets. Roll out the red carpet. Ready the fireworks. I have arrived.

On your knee's ATS. Lower your heads. You are not worthy.

The star has landed.

The end is nigh ATS. I am here to help. Not you. With the end part I mean.

Because what we have has gone bad. What we have cant be fixed. What we have is not worth fixing.

We will have something much better. We do not need to use violence or negativity. We need to use our brains and stay positive.

The end of what we have now will be a great thing.

Really? Are you yet another 'chosen one'?

Oh, welcome

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Welcome Spangledbanner to ATS
you can be my hat holder
I would like my tea in the libary at 3 o'clock

Welcome

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Welcome to ATS, your superness. You have already changed my life with your grace and majesty.

Anyhow, welcome!

Welcome to ATS, Looking forward to your contribution.

ps
We are all equal or die.

Whoa.....We got a bad ass over here.

vvv

Oh i love new comers anyone remember AlonzoTyper... yeah another one of those maybe? Welcome to ATS!

Be prepared. If you are an unstoppable force you will surely meet the immovable object here at ATS.

Sorry, but my trumpet and red carpet got hocked to buy canned goods and blessed candles.
Fireworks I'm hoarding to scare the heck out of the neighbors....
Welcome anyway.

Thanks guys.

Im sure with my direction we can finally have the show Glee cancelled and banned. That show is bad. There is no fixing it. It must end. Together, we will end it my brothers.

It comes back to Glee. Glee is a srurge that must be stopped. We can and will stop it together.

Originally posted by spangledbanner
Thanks guys.

Im sure with my direction we can finally have the show Glee cancelled and banned. That show is bad. There is no fixing it. It must end. Together, we will end it my brothers.

You're my new favourite ATSer.

Welcome aboard!

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Wow. I feel thats a pretty big responsibility for me. Hope I dont let you down.

Glee is a scurge. Is it a coincidence that the GFC happened in 2008 and then in 2009 we get Glee? I dont think so. It all comes back to the show Glee.

Kinda like the Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon.

But we can only focus on one thing at a time. We will deal with Kevin Bacon after we deal with Glee.

And dont believe me? Pick any world problem post the Glee pilot. All recent world problems can be traced back to Glee within 6 steps....or Kevin Bacon.

edit- Thats right Kevin. We arent forgetting you buddy.

Originally posted by spangledbanner
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Wow. I feel thats a pretty big responsibility for me. Hope I dont let you down.

Not at all, and I doubt it
Get your post count up to 20, and then maybe make a thread on your thoughts?

I'm sure there are a lot of people who would be interested. (I think I know what you're getting at... I'm all for connecting the dots)

But seeing as this is an introduction thread... Hope you enjoy your time here on ATS

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Thanks bud.

I will try for a more comprehensive thread on both the Glee and Bacon conspiracies after I get my post count up. Hope I see you around.

All Hail spangledbonner! Hail! Hail!
Long live the spangle!
welcome aboard

woah such humility !

you sound like a diva that wants everyone to bow in front of her

a star troll has landed indeed
but i strongly advice not to act like a diva
or the ATS community will eat you alive

anyway welcome on ATS
cant wait for your first thread lol

if i was the all knowing .. i would say that you have posted before on ATS
you sound familliar

Welcome!
Wish I could give you a star, for making me laugh.

You could not be more right about Glee!