posted on Dec, 1 2012 @ 08:39 AM
So forth did we three (Spike Spiegle, curiousrb, Myself) decide that a NEW thread for Bacon should be made.
And it was done, a thread about this yummy snack of the gods was brought forth into the world of ATS.
B was curious, for he did not know if he should.
Thy prophet of Bacon, Spike Spiegle, reassured him.
And then, thine masses have come in droves to star and flag, in hopes of tasty Bacon.
YES! BACON! In all it's forms, from store bought to home-made, from the oven to the toaster to the stove to the microwave, from plastic bottles of
bits to cans of spam and bacon goodness, let ye all know, BACON is thy king, thy god, and thy life force.
Revere it, for on the day no bacon can be had, that is the day, my friends, we lose our souls.