Damnit you guys! lol I was so trying to be good today. Now all I can think of is bacon, Spam (the bacon kind that was posted, I love that) and corned beef hash. I eat breakfast for dinner once a week just for the purposes of worshipping at the bacon alter.
And when we have a pot-luck at work I always bring bacon-wrapped water chestnuts.
My fav kind is the stuff you buy from farmers. It comes in a block wrapped in brown paper. You have to slice it and season it yourself. OH god
*touches herself* it's almost sexual.