Hello from the North Pole

reply to post by derWeihnachtsmann


Santa,
welcome to ATS. I hope you have enjoyed the beer and cashews left for you each year. (you sure gobbled them up quickly) We are happy to leave you a snack, but we did have a bit of an issue with your staff last year. The truck in the driveway (the one with Calvin peeing on Santa's head) was not ours. It belonged to my brother-in-law. While I totally agree with what the reindeer left in the driver's seat, the broken glass did get everywhere. Please do a bit of policing when it comes to your (drive train).

Thanks and Merry Christmas.

Hi santa

You have a lot of explaining to do first and foremost!!

1) Where was my Mortal Kombat Arcade machine that I wished for back in 1998? I cut my tongue licking the envelope which I sent to you!
2) Why Reindeer's? Why not Polar Bears?

That is all

Regards

Mrskyblueworld

reply to post by derWeihnachtsmann


Dear Santa,

How is Agartha this time of year? I hear its just lovely. Anyways, the kids are really looking forward to your visit this year, with the economy being as such and all. I trust you have received their correspondence in good time. Good tidings to you Sir. Keep warm through the polar pass.

Merry Xmas!

This year I just want a skinny butt and a fat bank account. Please do not mix the two like you did last year.

reply to post by derWeihnachtsmann


I tried sitting on your lap in the mall and you called security.



Seems a fifty-year-old-man is just too much for you, right Santa?





Just kidding.

Love you Santa.

*hugs*

Welcome!! It's good to see you here so soon after the visit to your house last Friday!!
I had to post just to let you know that whoever is making your fudge, needs to share some recipes!! I still can't decide if I like the egg nog or the birch syrup/chocolate better. I am relishing the last pieces!

Merry Christmas and Thanks for all of your hard work!

Hey pal, since youre up there, snap us some pics of the entrance to our hollow earth, supposedly its up there somewhere.

Originally posted by derWeihnachtsmann
......................... A talk and a ride with the reindeer is also possible. I will abduct you and take you with me and bring you back. But sorry, I can’t let you have your memories about it, because that would endanger my secrets, you understand. ...............

- totally awesome!! I will be waiting on the roof with a lunch packed!!!