Two arrested after throwing custard pies at Ann Coulter

I have returned.

And i have brought pie... and Ann coulter quotes.

"After all the speculation about the sniper terrorizing Maryland and Virginia, at last we have some cold hard facts. He is a Muslim. He converted to Islam 17 years ago. He changed his name to John Muhammad. He belonged to Louis Farrakhan's Nation of Islam. He cheered the terrorist attack of Sept. 11. He registered his getaway vehicle with the DMV on the anniversary of Sept. 11 � writing down the time of registration as 8:52 a.m. Naturally, therefore, the mainstream media have decided the crucial, salient fact about sniper John Muhammad is that he is a Gulf War veteran." -- Ann Coulter

"Noticeably, the only incumbent Republican senator to lose in (2002) was Tim Hutchinson of Arkansas, who left his wife for a staffer a few years ago. I'm proud to be a member of a party that still frowns on that sort of thing." -- Ann Coulter

"If colleges wanted to admit only legacies, or only tuba players, or only people who got astonishingly low SAT scores � to ensure some of their graduates would be U.S. senators one day � the Constitution wouldn't stop them. What the states, including state colleges, cannot do under the Constitution is discriminate on the basis of race." -- Ann Coulter

"So now we have idiots like Sen. Joe Biden, D-Del., saying race discrimination is no different than colleges admitting legacies. One difference is � as Terry Eastland famously said � we didn't fight a civil war to stop colleges from giving a preference to the children of alumni." -- Ann Coulter

"Either we're removing a dictator who currently has plans to fund terrorism against American citizens or � if Bush is completely wrong and Eleanor Clift is completely right � we're just removing a dictator who plans to terrorize a lot of people in the region, but not Americans specifically. Even for someone like me, who doesn't want America to be the world's policeman, the risk of precipitous action against Saddam Hussein doesn't keep me up at night." -- Ann Coulter

"As Bush said, after detailing some of Saddam Hussein's charming practices: "If this is not evil, then evil has no meaning." It's not as if anyone is worried that we're making a horrible miscalculation and could be removing the Iraqi Abraham Lincoln by mistake." -- Ann Coulter

"(John) Kerry claims he is still foursquare behind disarming Saddam Hussein, but not "until we have exhausted the remedies available, built legitimacy and earned the consent of the American people, absent, of course, an imminent threat requiring urgent action." As George Bush pointed out in his State of the Union address, dictators are not in the habit of "politely putting us on notice before they strike." By the time a threat is "imminent," Chicago will be gone." -- Ann Coulter on Jan 29, 2003

"Most auspiciously, the Arab League has appealed to the United Nations Security Council to stop the war (in Iraq). One can only hope the Security Council will agree to intervene. How would they stop us? Would France threaten us with war? Young men across America would have to enlist as a matter of honor. The Army could use as its recruiting slogan: "Are you afraid to fight the French?" Even liberals would enlist as a way to pick up glorious service with no risk of injury." -- Ann Coulter

"Freedom of speech isn't working out so well for liberals now that they aren't the only ones with a microphone. It's not so much fun when the rabbit's got the gun." -- Ann Coulter

"They said chemical weapons would be used against our troops. That didn't happen. They predicted huge civilian casualties. That didn't happen. They said Americans would turn against the war as our troops came home in body bags. That didn't happen. They warned of a mammoth terrorist attack in America if we invaded Iraq. That didn't happen. Just two weeks ago, they claimed American troops were caught in another Vietnam quagmire. That didn't happen. Now the biggest mishap liberals can seize on is that some figurines from an Iraqi museum were broken � a relief to college students everywhere who have ever been forced to gaze upon Mesopotamian pottery." -- Ann Coulter

"If John Kerry had a dollar for every time he bragged about serving in Vietnam � oh wait, he does." -- Ann Coulter

"If the (New York) Times "diversity" program refused to consider Blair's race, then it wasn't much of a diversity program, now was it? This is like job advertisements that proclaim: "Equal Opportunity, Affirmative Action Employer." Well, which is it?" -- Ann Coulter

"The New York Times is to be commended for ferreting out Jayson Blair, the reporter recently discovered making up facts, plagiarizing other news organizations and lying about nonexistent trips and interviews. A newspaper that employs Maureen Dowd can't have had an easy time settling on Blair as the scapegoat. Blair's record of inaccuracies, lies and distortions made him a candidate for either immediate dismissal or his own regular column on the op-ed page." -- Ann Coulter

"The key to the U.N.'s global warming study was man's use of aerosol spray. You have to know the French were involved in a study concluding that Arrid Extra Dry is destroying the Earth. In a world in which everyone smelled, the French would be at no disadvantage. Aerosol spray. How convenient." -- Ann Coulter

"Liberals are now pretending that their position all along was that Saddam had secretly disarmed in the last few years without telling anyone. This would finally explain the devilish question of why Saddam thwarted inspectors every inch of the way for 12 years, issued phony reports to the U.N., and wouldn't allow flyovers or unannounced inspections: It was because he had nothing to hide!" -- Ann Coulter

"The myth of "McCarthyism" is the greatest Orwellian fraud of our times. Liberals are fanatical liars, then as now. The portrayal of Sen. Joe McCarthy as a wild-eyed demagogue destroying innocent lives is sheer liberal hobgoblinism. Liberals weren't hiding under the bed during the McCarthy era. They were systematically undermining the nation's ability to defend itself, while waging a bellicose campaign of lies to blacken McCarthy's name. Liberals denounced McCarthy because they were afraid of getting caught, so they fought back like animals to hide their own collaboration with a regime as evil as the Nazis." -- Ann Coulter

"California is, in fact, a perfect petri dish of Democratic policies. This is what happens when you let Democrats govern: You get a state � or as it's now known, a "job-free zone" � with a $38 billion deficit, which is larger than the budgets of 48 states. There are reports that Argentina and the Congo are sending their fiscal policy experts to Sacramento to help stabilize the situation. California's credit rating has been slashed to junk-bond status, and citizens are advised to stock up for the not-too-far-off day when cigarettes and Botox become the hard currency of choice. At this stage, we couldn't give California back to Mexico." -- Ann Coulter

"It is puzzling why anyone would want to (become governor of California). It's like vying to become Roseanne Barr's next husband. Sure you'd get your name in the paper, but look at the mess you'd be getting yourself into." -- Ann Coulter

"MacArthur was still in Tokyo straightening out Japan in 1950 � five years after V-J Day. Not only was Japan an advanced and ethnically unified country, but U.S. forces also made things easier for MacArthur by killing several million of the most militant anti-American Japanese during World War II. Paul Bremer doesn't have this advantage in Iraq. In fact, he has the reverse situation: Saddam killed the most pro-American Iraqis before the war." -- Ann Coulter

"But as George Bush said: You are with the terrorists or you are with America. Now we're getting a pretty clear picture of who is with the terrorists. As George Patton said, I like when the enemy shoots at me; then I know where the b@stards are and can kill them." -- Ann Coulter

"It was not lost on Osama bin Laden that it only took 18 dead in Somalia for the Great Satan to pull out. It should not be lost on Americans that this is what the Democrats are again demanding we do in Iraq." -- Ann Coulter

"Inconsolable that their pleas to "work through" the U.N. did not stop Bush from invading Iraq and deposing Saddam Hussein, now all the Democrats are eager for the U.N. to get involved so it can wreck the rebuilding process. Since we didn't let the U.N. lose the war for us, the least we can do is let them screw up the peace." -- Ann Coulter

"Apparently it is urgent that we replace the best fighting force in the world with an "international peacekeeping force," i.e., a task force both feared and respected worldwide for its ability to distribute powdered milk to poor children." -- Ann Coulter

"The reason any conservative's failing is always major news is that it allows liberals to engage in their very favorite taunt: Hypocrisy! Hypocrisy is the only sin that really inflames them. Inasmuch as liberals have no morals, they can sit back and criticize other people for failing to meet the standards that liberals simply renounce. It's an intriguing strategy. By openly admitting to being philanderers, draft dodgers, liars, weasels and cowards, liberals avoid ever being hypocrites." -- Ann Coulter


And you wonder why we hate him... err her.

Originally posted by Ocelot

don't forget constipation

[edit on 22-10-2004 by Ocelot]

Hey, who got constipated with the pies? some body constipated here?

God, the women is not that ugly you know not that much to make you constipated anyway.

Originally posted by marg6043

Originally posted by Ocelot

don't forget constipation

[edit on 22-10-2004 by Ocelot]

Hey, who got constipated with the pies? some body constipated here?

God, the women is not that ugly you know not that much to make you constipated anyway.

You all are trippin' me out!

Nerd,

You read my proposition? ATS sponsored pie in the face of Sean Penn?

I'll really do it. Lets get a pool together. I just hope he beats me good!

If he does, I'll make a healthy donation to ATS from my punitive damage award.

Originally posted by Ocelot
Wow ECK.

You and I must be pretty bored today since we managed to take some time and make this thread and make it pretty funny.

*note to self: Seriously consider finding other hobbies

It's great to laugh. Good entree into the weekend. Now, put those pies away and get busy with the beer drinkin!

Thanks y'all for being so ridiculously silly.

Originally posted by DeltaChaos
Nerd,

You read my proposition? ATS sponsored pie in the face of Sean Penn?

I'll really do it. Lets get a pool together. I just hope he beats me good!

If he does, I'll make a healthy donation to ATS from my punitive damage award.

Throw in O'Reilly

Originally posted by DeltaChaos
Nerd,

You read my proposition? ATS sponsored pie in the face of Sean Penn?

I'll really do it. Lets get a pool together. I just hope he beats me good!

If he does, I'll make a healthy donation to ATS from my punitive damage award.

Count me in. I would pie anybody. Pies are fun

I hope those two that pied ann coulter are punished severely. They should be forced to lick the pie off her.

Originally posted by Mynaeris
I hope those two that pied ann coulter are punished severely. They should be forced to lick the pie off her.

Ok now that's it. This is where I draw the line.

Licking the pie off that disgusting beast would be cruel and unusual punishment. Hell I would rather have one of my nutz chopped off than have to lick anything anywhere near her.

Originally posted by Nerdling
Throw in O'Reilly

I would do O'Reilly too, but only because I thought that there was a good chance that he would also attack me.

If I pied someone, there would have to be a high degree of probability that I would get my @ss kicked, otherwise, I wouldn't be able to sue them in civil court and make a lot of money.

I have it videotaped, and at a place where there were other media cameras there, and I would wear a TEAM ATS T-shirt.

I'm serious. My proposal is on the previous page. It's legit. I'll do it. I'm crazy like that.

Just get me a plane ticket and cash for pies. Not stupid whipped cream pies, I'm talkin' like $20 pies. Pumpkin pie, strawberry pie, boysenberry pie )mmmm... boysenberry). You know, the stuff that will really make a mess.

I wanna do this. Help me help America!

Originally posted by Mynaeris
I hope those two that pied ann coulter are punished severely. They should be forced to lick the pie off her.

There's a freaky thought! Now yer usin' yer noggin, Mynaeris!

Originally posted by Ocelot

Licking the pie off that disgusting beast would be cruel and unusual punishment. Hell I would rather have one of my nutz chopped off than have to lick anything anywhere near her.

Send it in to Fear Factor! Maybe they'd use it in the blender for shots!

Originally posted by Ocelot

Originally posted by Mynaeris
I hope those two that pied ann coulter are punished severely. They should be forced to lick the pie off her.

Ok now that's it. This is where I draw the line.

Licking the pie off that disgusting beast would be cruel and unusual punishment. Hell I would rather have one of my nutz chopped off than have to lick anything anywhere near her.

Quit Ocelot, you slay me.

"It was not lost on Osama bin Laden that it only took 18 dead in Somalia for the Great Satan to pull out. It should not be lost on Americans that this is what the Democrats are again demanding we do in Iraq." -- Ann Coulter

Somebody give that little beeOtch an M-16 and a trash can lid - I'd fly her into Fallujah myself and shove her out so she could be a big heeero.

She might scare the bejeezus out of the insurgents... Dam! Now there's a strategy!

Ocelot.. I'm doing my level best not to flash.. the picture!

Originally posted by Mynaeris
I hope those two that pied ann coulter are punished severely. They should be forced to lick the pie off her.

THERE'S the humour! Seriously it ain't a political thing, it ain't a guy thing (cept in a 3 stooges way), IT'S A PIE THING. Pies is funny!!! (so was your comment:up

Originally posted by Mynaeris
I hope those two that pied ann coulter are punished severely. They should be forced to lick the pie off her.

More humor, dammit! Or I will order my PIE Brigade to pelt you mercilessly!

Originally posted by EastCoastKid

"It was not lost on Osama bin Laden that it only took 18 dead in Somalia for the Great Satan to pull out. It should not be lost on Americans that this is what the Democrats are again demanding we do in Iraq." -- Ann Coulter

Somebody give that little beeOtch an M-16 and a trash can lid - I'd fly her into Fallujah myself and shove her out so she could be a big heeero.

She might scare the bejeezus out of the insurgents... Dam! Now there's a strategy!

Now that will be a cruel and unusual punishment for the poor "insurgents in Iraq"

Originally posted by EastCoastKid
Send it in to Fear Factor! Maybe they'd use it in the blender for shots!

O---M---G!!!

Dude seriously. That's just disggusting.

On second thought.... maybe I could market it and sell it as the next popular bar drink all over America, let's call it Ocelot's Nutz!

Originally posted by EastCoastKid
Somebody give that little beeOtch an M-16 and a trash can lid - I'd fly her into Fallujah myself and shove her out so she could be a big heeero.

She might scare the bejeezus out of the insurgents... Dam! Now there's a strategy!

Ocelot.. I'm doing my level best not to flash.. the picture!

Hey that's not a bad idea. Why not parachute the man bitch into fallujah? Once the Iraqui insurgents see the dude's face they'll quit in protest! I swear Bush is missing a great opportunity here.

Originally posted by EastCoastKid
More humor, dammit! Or I will order my PIE Brigade to pelt you mercilessly!

*runs to the wharehouse to gather up the pies we have left*