What is the most stupid thing the Government has ever said. One item per post please. I will start

"I am God. I'm in Charge."

"I love those gigantic tits."

"Body scans are safe."

TSA

"The air is safe to breath."

EPA, on 9/11 dust

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I'll go with a timely one, since most of the historical goodies have been plucked.

"When you look at this final agreement that we came to with the White House, I got 98 percent of what I wanted. I'm pretty happy," Boehner said in an interview with CBS News on Monday evening.

Republican House Leader John Boehner Speaking in August 2011 on the deal cementing the "Fiscal Cliff".

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"Our Ambassador in Benghazi along with 2 other Americans were killed over a video blaspheming the Prophet Muhammad." Lol

Originally posted by buddhasystem
“Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we,” Bush said. “They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.”

People thinks that sounds dumb?

Truth in those words we have done more harm to ourselves than any "terrorist".


On topic:

"The rich should pay their fair share".

"I am not a cwrook! Ive earned everything Ive got" - Nixon

"This is my last election ... After my election I have more flexibility,"

-Obama to Russian President Medvedev.

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Dan Quaile


"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."

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That's a heck of an agreement. Talk about compromise.

“What we have now seen is leaders come together and establish a framework for global governance. Not a world government, but sensible governance. If these measures are enacted, we continue to move forward with the G-20 process, we will have the kind of global government—governance—that is necessary to ensure the stability and transparency of markets in a way that gives us the benefits of a globalized market economy without the enormous risks that we, ah, that we have, ah, experienced in the last couple of years.”

Stephen Harper, Prime Minister of Canada at the G-20 in Pittsburg


Oh right, “global governance”, not to be confused by a “world government.” Two completely different things.

And to ensure “stability” and “transparency,” huh? Such as signing us onto huge contractual agreements, in secret, which allow for corporations to appeal the decisions of our national courts?

Investor Trade Dispute: www.abovetopsecret.com...

Harper’s speech: www.youtube.com...

"I did not have sex with that woman."

I always remember the Saddam Hussein quote in the papers talking to the West prior to the first Gulf War. His Quote:

"this (coming war) is not going to be like a Rambo film, it will be long, bloody and terrible.."

I cannot find a link to back up this quote from the BBC but not to let the truth get in the way of a good story...

Bushism...

"Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country."

Here, listen for yourself:

And finally...

"Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice... uh... uhh... we won't get fooled again."

(yup... another Bushism)

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Every time they speak!

Originally posted by XLR8R
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Dan Quaile


"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."

Never was the sharpest tool in the box ....lol

"fluoride is good for children teeth"

military intelligence
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(paraphrased) "So let me get this straight... you guys want to start a private banking corporation and control the supply of currency and the business cycle, and you want to call it the Federal Reserve? Ok, sounds good to me!" - Woodrow Wilson

i did not have sexual relations with that woman...

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