Originally posted by phroziac
The likelihood of me having a girlfriend and a Lamborghini are about the same. Give me one reason to deal with the BS women put up with.
Im on a dating site, right? I put this picture, the one to the left, on my profile there. Well, whattaya know? Now all the women want me. Yeah, cause
they think I own a Cessna, therefore they think im rich. What a bunch of superficial jerks.
I finally had that second date I posted about 5 months ago. Just today, yep. I basically only talked to that girl anymore because I couldn't get her
to stop calling me. She's basically stood me up every weekend since then. I never took her seriously after the 3rd time or so, but she appealed to my
hormonal side the other day, talking about what she wanted to do to me, if you know what I mean. Stupid me thinking with the wrong brain actually went
to her house today. Nothing happened. Of course, she told me that when I got 3/4 of the way to her house.
I bitched her out via text when I left. So now im the bad guy because I only went there because I thought I was getting laid? Right.
But she previously had a roommate she slept with and slept with that way. And that's ok. But I guess i'm not good enough, huh?
How come women always wanna take it slow with YOU, the "nice guy", but always end up cheating on the nice guy with some jerk. They always whine and
moan about these jerks and wonder where the nice guys are, but the thing is, they've destroyed the nice guys because we've all become jerks because
that's what they want. Oh, and they always sleep with these jerks, usually on first dates. But they wanna take it slow with you, right? And I'm the
bad guy because I want to get laid, after you went and wound me up telling me about how much you want to sleep with me, right?
Of course, there's lots more to my hatred of women than this, but im drunk and the bartender wasn't listening to me.
I have as much use for a girlfriend as I have for a Lamborghini. Sure, I'd like one, but I'll never have one. EVER.
If I ever date again, PUNCH ME AS HARD AS YOU CAN. Punch me so hard you break your hand in half!
Forever alone, like a BOSS..
Rules of dating
1) If a chick stands you up once forget about her(unless she has a really, really good reason and makes the effort to make it up).
2) If a gal complains about "jerks" or how she can't find a "good man", she is toxic so stay far away from her. Anyone who expects someone else to
fulfill them is nothing more then a perpetual child, as fulfillment can only come from* within.
3) Set your own standards and keep to them, be your own gate keeper. Men often make the mistake and leaving it up to what the gall is willing to do,
handing over all the power.
4) Be classy, if a gal blows you off, ignore her. If you have to stoop down to her own level your just going to hurt your back, the most painful thing
a guy can do to a gal is to simply ignore her.
5) Forget about dating websites. View them as a "long shot in the dark" and develop super standards on them, don't accept out of desperation!
6) Also avoid feminist gal's, democrat gal's, commie gal's and socialist gal's(also avoid traditionalist gal's as well).
7) Only date a gal if you have atleast three common interests(don't know, just seems like common sense, trying to get with someone you have no common
interests with sucks).
8) There are different neurological types! Learn to identify Psychopaths, Sociopaths, Narcissists, Bi-Polar and other less than appealing neurological
9) If a gal say's "don't Judge me", run away, as people who say that are often in need of judging!
10) take it slow and know the law's of the land! Some States, if you bring a gal home she can run up to your bathroom, make a false Domestic Violence
call to 911 and get you thrown out of your own home!
11) Try and stay within your socioeconomic class. Find someone who can relate to you, not a gold digger or a spoiled princess! Look at your own
ethics and try and find a gal who matches them!
12) If a gal is emotionally or physically abusive, drop the tough guy act and GTFO of there. NO ONE should put up with any level of abuse period! It
isn't cute and can easily escalate to serious violence as women are way more likely to use weapons/objects when they commit domestic violence(and
women commit domestic violence almost 50% or more of the time. So if any guy out there is experiencing Domestic Violence, you are not alone!
13) Develop your own self. Everyday think over the previous day. Self reflect. It is a simple trick that allows near quantum growth levels.
I am feeling decent today, so today I give advice. Gal's can probably use it as well.
edit on 25-11-2012 by korathin because:
*spelled "from" wrong, duh