posted on Nov, 23 2012 @ 11:36 PM
The likelihood of me having a girlfriend and a Lamborghini are about the same. Give me one reason to deal with the BS women put up with.
Im on a dating site, right? I put this picture, the one to the left, on my profile there. Well, whattaya know? Now all the women want me. Yeah, cause
they think I own a Cessna, therefore they think im rich. What a bunch of superficial jerks.
I finally had that second date I posted about 5 months ago. Just today, yep. I basically only talked to that girl anymore because I couldn't get her
to stop calling me. She's basically stood me up every weekend since then. I never took her seriously after the 3rd time or so, but she appealed to my
hormonal side the other day, talking about what she wanted to do to me, if you know what I mean. Stupid me thinking with the wrong brain actually went
to her house today. Nothing happened. Of course, she told me that when I got 3/4 of the way to her house.
I bitched her out via text when I left. So now im the bad guy because I only went there because I thought I was getting laid? Right.
But she previously had a roommate she slept with and slept with that way. And that's ok. But I guess i'm not good enough, huh?
How come women always wanna take it slow with YOU, the "nice guy", but always end up cheating on the nice guy with some jerk. They always whine and
moan about these jerks and wonder where the nice guys are, but the thing is, they've destroyed the nice guys because we've all become jerks because
that's what they want. Oh, and they always sleep with these jerks, usually on first dates. But they wanna take it slow with you, right? And I'm the
bad guy because I want to get laid, after you went and wound me up telling me about how much you want to sleep with me, right?
Of course, there's lots more to my hatred of women than this, but im drunk and the bartender wasn't listening to me.
I have as much use for a girlfriend as I have for a Lamborghini. Sure, I'd like one, but I'll never have one. EVER.
If I ever date again, PUNCH ME AS HARD AS YOU CAN. Punch me so hard you break your hand in half!
Forever alone, like a BOSS..