The History channel is now promoting a new 2013 series on UFO`S with former drug addict
and lead singer of the Happy Mondays .. Shaun Ryder as its host for the 8 part series.
The UFO research phenomena has been recently insulted and exploited by the crass BBC
with its dismal and tacky programme ' Conspiracy Road Trip - UFO`s' on October 15th 2012.
No UFO video or photographic evidence was presented and it only provided a free holiday.
It was a shameful exploitation of the UFO subject via a dismal programme and whole series.
What can we expect from History Channel`s 'Shaun Ryder on UFO`s' ? Much of the same!
We will have the cranks and charlatans who make up UFO related tales, just to appear on TV.
Maybe some Big Brother reality TV contestant who wants to get 'his or her face' back on
TV by claiming outlandish UFO related incidents? or some washed up and wasted celebrity?
However, that may well be the host of the hard hitting and serious UFO series?
These new UFO programmes are a complete farce, especially when they get a comedian
or pop star to host them. It creates a wannabe celebrity element to the UFO subject and
now all alleged UFO incidents will be exploited by many opportunists who want to be part of
any forthcoming UFO documentary and will create the scenario to tailor the UFO theme.
Example: Sheena from Llandrillo has recently come forward about her UFO sighting in 1974
'' I was walking back home from the youth club and I saw a UFO crash into the Berywn
mountains and it was only the fact there was going to be a documentary on UFO`s..
that I found it conveniently necessary to reveal my story after all these years.''
''Hey I`m Scully now..arent I? ..you know .. the one with the red hair? .. I`m not sure..
and when am I gonna be on telly with this? .. do want me to write a UFO book?''
Example: John from Ipswich has come forward about his 1980 Rendlesham Forest incident
''It was Christmas eve 1980 .. and I ain`t told anyone. You have a UFO stuff exclusive ''
''I was looking for my dog which escaped from its lead and ran into Rendlesham forest
and I noticed some soldiers with torches. I hid behind a tree and a triangular UFO
landed right beside of me and I saw some aliens in the craft and Larry Warren carrying
a torch and a tape recorder and he kept repeating ''something strange ...wow ....wow..
this is weird ''.. and I can tell you that it was really weird .. cos I was actually there.''
Since the recent UFO documentaries, John and Sheena have now become leading UFO
investigators and formed new UFO groups 'Media UFO Witness' and 'UFOdocs`R Us'
A support group has also been created by the duo that helps the fabrication witness to come
to terms with the withdrawal symptoms of not hosting or being part of a UFO documentary.
Tv`s hard man Danny Dyer has is currently under UFO documentary withdrawal recovery
Danny found it difficult to portray his struggle with his UFO documentary Vacuum
''those geezers who survive this.. they must be hard! .. I`m an actor...but those punters
just lie.. and they weren`t there! ..and with the cameras rolling! ..hardest on the planet''
9/11`s Tania Head will provide councelling with her 11 years experience for victims
of media UFO withdrawal and a recovery plan via her group helpline 'Convenient Witness'
Tania recalls how she helped Jimmy of Texas overcome his anxiety over the 1963 JFK incident.
Despite living in England at the time, Jimmy was at the soda machine machine standing
behind Lee Harvey Oswald and he noticed a sheet of paper in his back pocket with a picture
of Kennedy`s face with an X mark on the right side of his head. As Oswald bent down to pick
up his can of coke, his wallet dramatically fell to the ground as he swiftly left the building.
Jimmy inspected the wallet and it was full with Soviet rubles and a picture of Fidel Castro.
He then looked for Oswald to return his wallet and then Jimmy was embroiled in a fist fight
with three well dressed tramps. He eventually escaped and took refuge inside a nearby book
depositary and he heard distinctive gunshots from a room close by on the upper floor.
As he opened the door, he saw the same man from earlier at the Soda machine and said
'Here`s you wallet ..hey ..what just happened there ..gunshots?'' Oswald calmly replied
''I just killed the President with a magic bullet and now I`m off to the movies''
Tania reflected on her own experience. ''Why did I choose 9/11 ? It was just too big a story''
''The Pheonix Lights UFO story.. nobody could have checked back to 1997, I coulda said that
Jake was fumbling me in the back of his Chevvy. I stormed off and seen that god damn UFO''
''big flashing triangular thing and it made no noise, and it could have changed my life forever
and got me on regular UFO documentaries and stuff with no comeback whatsoever ''
''Damn! .. I coulda dined out on that UFO story for years on end and met Dan Ackroyd''
edit on 23-11-2012 by deprogrammer because: (no reason given)
edit on 23-11-2012 by deprogrammer because: (no reason