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Heffs To HELL With Black Friday - We're NOT PLAYING Thread!!!

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posted on Nov, 23 2012 @ 05:24 PM
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Originally posted by Ben81
and i though i saw you in this video
ah well .. my mistake mate




Remind me of this scene




Cosmic Justice-- the first Google popup ad playing simul
bar in the video was for a WELLNESS CLINIC LMAO. Pass
the jeroboam of muscle relaxants, I feel a minor surge of
humanity coming on. Thanks for the heads-up; and I should
feel guilty sneaking to the supermarket for an extra 20lb bag
of rice and some ketchup? What a melee, thanks for that.

And YOU Heff: you didn't have the guy cold start that engine
in the store, did you? That may have even gotten somebody's
attention shaking a couple of nearby displays down.
2 1/2 HP per cubic inch= YEAH baby. Ignore this.
Ahh, Hooterettes and hot wing sauce. HEY how about a
PASTY t-shirt competition, if we could limit the cayenne?
Wouldn't want to actually take off any skin.
So many chemicials, so little time..."You live near here?"




posted on Nov, 23 2012 @ 06:56 PM
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If people will get this crazy over phones -
Imagine what they'll be like over food when there's only a single pallet in Walmart.


Watching videos of this madness actually made me nauseous.
Where do these people come from anyway?
Glad I don't know any of them personally.



posted on Nov, 23 2012 @ 07:14 PM
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Ahh Black Friday you are coming to a close...

Black Friday: The one day of the year where you can sleep on a sidewalk and pretend to be homeless and it's OK.



posted on Nov, 23 2012 @ 07:16 PM
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Originally posted by Asktheanimals
If people will get this crazy over phones -
Imagine what they'll be like over food when there's only a single pallet in Walmart.


Watching videos of this madness actually made me nauseous.
Where do these people come from anyway?
Glad I don't know any of them personally.


Yep, that all that fighting is over things they don't need to survive. Imagine what it would be like if their children were starving.

It might behoove people to learn to fish, hunt, trap and grow vegtables. Besides being fun, healthier, and good exercise -- it might just come in handy someday.



posted on Nov, 23 2012 @ 07:17 PM
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Now Schuyler, that's just plain shameless. You posted the EXACT SAME response on my Black Friday Thread that I posted on Wednesday. A cut-and-paste nasty-gram for those us of who don't like Black Friday, eh?

www.abovetopsecret.com...

Who's being predictable now??



posted on Nov, 23 2012 @ 09:04 PM
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Originally posted by Hefficide

I'm glad I skipped shopping and stayed on ATS. I just got called "right wing" in another thread. I mean this is EPIC! I am pretty sure the Bible, Nostradamus, and the Mayans foretold of this day....



there have been a few that have called me that too, makes ya really wonder what planet they're on doesn't it?



posted on Nov, 23 2012 @ 10:40 PM
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I never have and never will participate in buying anything on black Friday! Glad the day is over.

Had to work but it was fun! I'm a magicians assistant!!

I just heard on radio that tomorrow is shop at your local buissnesses day, which I already do anyway. Nice of them to make it official. Is this a new thing or has it always been that way?



posted on Nov, 23 2012 @ 11:34 PM
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Heff, I was gonna come on here all like "So what your not doing black Friday crap, who does? Think your special?" Then I watched news reports of the pandemonium at the stores. I owe you an apology. I had no idea that's what so many people were doing today. I can't believe that stuff is real. I mean, I know what Black Friday is, I didn't just walk out of a cave. I just didn't know it was that big of a deal to so many people.

Crazy stuff



posted on Nov, 24 2012 @ 12:22 AM
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Glad it's all over pack of wild rabid dogs fighting for scraps lol..



posted on Nov, 24 2012 @ 01:01 AM
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Probably an ATS member




Heff .. is that you ?



posted on Nov, 24 2012 @ 03:16 AM
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Great so we had black friday.. now we have skint=(penyless) saturday...



posted on Nov, 24 2012 @ 09:37 AM
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I envy your career. Seriously, you get to help a guy pull the wool over the eyes of a crowd that pays to get fooled, and you get to be part of the magic in watching the kids' eyes light up in wonderment. Like a lawyer, with none of the legal bullcrap. What's not to like?



posted on Nov, 24 2012 @ 09:51 AM
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Sorry I'm late to the thread, but had to stand in line for 3 days!!!

But I got 20% off a printer and a coupon for a sweater!




posted on Nov, 24 2012 @ 10:22 AM
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Originally posted by natalia
I never have and never will participate in buying anything on black Friday! Glad the day is over.

Had to work but it was fun! I'm a magicians assistant!!

I just heard on radio that tomorrow is shop at your local buissnesses day, which I already do anyway. Nice of them to make it official. Is this a new thing or has it always been that way?


But the only local businesses we have are:

Gas station owned by folks from India (nice people though, I do get my gas there)
Second hand store that's only open in the summer
Drug dealer posing as used car salesman and only has two cars on the lot that have been there for a few years
Funeral home

....guess I could buy some gas.....



posted on Nov, 24 2012 @ 10:26 AM
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That guy could have been at home watching movies and having fun with his family instead of out disturbing other people.....





posted on Nov, 24 2012 @ 03:18 PM
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This would have been a great Black Friday avatar.

I'll save it for next year.




posted on Nov, 24 2012 @ 05:23 PM
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Originally posted by watchitburn
This would have been a great Black Friday avatar.

I'll save it for next year.


Lmao....bravo you made my day that was funny ....

We could call it the zombie shopalypse
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posted on Nov, 24 2012 @ 05:34 PM
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Come get your bargain brains... get em while they're cold ....you can usually find the owners of
them in the sporting goods department retailing around 300pounds (in weight lol).. bargain
having lost 50pounds running through the aisles
...
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posted on Nov, 25 2012 @ 04:55 AM
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So it's being changed to thursday on thanks giving...

"Thanks for giving us all you're money thursday you could call it"

Thanks giving thursdays.....






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