posted on Nov, 23 2012 @ 05:41 AM
This one is short and sweet ( I know, some very prominent real estate in Hades is going to freeze over because I've made a short thread ). I refuse
to participate in the nihilistic, consumer zombie apocalypse known as Black Friday. I used to work in retail and have, since, had a hatred for the day
that cannot be undone by something as petty as a $99.00 flat screen, a $179.00 laptop, nor even a mountain of $2.00 DVD's.
I don't care if they promise free hot wings and offer to PAY ME to be there. I am NOT going.
So, in the spirit of ATS ( and the fact that I am clinically insane anyway ) I've decided to create a thread where those of us who are NOT going to
be standing in line for 23 of the next 24 hours can meet and make fun of those who are doing so!
Some notes... Don't bash your own family members who are doing this ( Hi Sis - you did pay attention to those hints I dropped while you were looking
through circulars yesterday, right? ) because they might be shopping for you and I would hate to get a slew of "I DIDN'T GET MY XBOX CUZ YOU COAXED
ME INTO SAYING BAD THINGS ON ATS!!!" PM's.
But as for everyone else? Laugh away!
And for our beloved ATS members who are currently standing in a two mile long line at Wal Mart as I type these words... LOVE YA BUT
Now, let the rage, indignity, bashing, and general revelry commence!