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posted on Nov, 22 2012 @ 03:32 AM
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A book just fell on my head.

I've only got myshelf to blame.


Craig David is quitting his singing career to join the British Olympic 2012 Archery team.

He's going to be their bow selector.


Do you know what really makes me smile?

Facial muscles.




posted on Nov, 22 2012 @ 03:50 AM
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Your three examples are two liners !!!!



posted on Nov, 22 2012 @ 03:54 AM
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I take my wife everywhere so i dont have to kiss her goodbye



posted on Nov, 22 2012 @ 03:55 AM
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reply to post by ototheb85
 


Marriage is not a word.......it's a sentence!

Energizer bunny arrested...........charged with battery! (that's for Beezzer)

What did the dyslexic bank robber say:-

"Air in the hands mother stickers, this is a [snip] up"




posted on Nov, 22 2012 @ 04:11 AM
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so what pacifier read and enjoy!



posted on Nov, 22 2012 @ 04:45 AM
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Your lips are like pettals, Bicycle pettals



posted on Nov, 22 2012 @ 04:54 AM
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Why get married? just find a women you hate then in five years, give her your house



posted on Nov, 22 2012 @ 04:55 AM
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Your teeth are like the stars, they come out at night



posted on Nov, 22 2012 @ 04:59 AM
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Ive been doing a lot of charity work lately helping sexualy naive women find there way,
Out of my house.
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posted on Nov, 22 2012 @ 08:07 PM
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From the movie Major League:

"How's the wife, how's my kids?"



posted on Nov, 23 2012 @ 09:07 PM
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pikachu
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pikachu
edit on 23-11-2012 by wwwchronos because: (no reason given)





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