Deer Attacks 2 Men, Then Takes Man's Cigarettes

What can i say about this story the title doesn't tell. "I am Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."(Princess bride)
I laughed my butt off. How crazy is that? Sorry if it's posted. didn't find it in a search.
KETK NBC

Moral of this story.

Don't stop a deer when it has a nic fit.

reply to post by GoldenRuled


Well, here packs of smokes are a little over $10/pack.

Smart deer -- probably is part of the black-tail-black-market!

He was probably pi$$ed because the men didn't offer him a light.

most important news of this f....... week. thank U. now i have no clue how to survive the next one...

Oh wow! Where I live I'm surrounded by herds of deer. I'm not sure what I would do if they were to turn on me. Good thing I quit smoking!

Originally posted by GoldenRuled
What can i say about this story the title doesn't tell. "I am Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."(Princess bride)
I laughed my butt off. How crazy is that? Sorry if it's posted. didn't find it in a search.
KETK NBC

edit on 20-11-2012 by GoldenRuled because: (no reason given)

My husband acted just like that when he tried to quit.

Seriously, about 10 years ago, I heard a racket outside my house. A dear was literally flinging himself head-first again and again and again into my neighbor's chain-link fence. From the outside- like it was trying to gain entry. (Neighbors weren't home) The fence was bowed in and the deer's head was already bloody. Still he continued. It was rather disturbing to see, and my kids (6 & 8- animal lovers) were like "Mom, we've gotta help that poor thing!"

I'm going "You're not getting close to that poor maniac and neither am I!"

Luckily, I happened to work with a girl whose husband is a wildlife specialist with the local park service, and they lived close. He came with a tranquilizer dart gun within 5 minutes, but the poor, deranged thing was already dead.

If memory serves, he said when male deer fight, they occasionally end up with brain damage and basically go nuts.

Since the article said it was a buck, wonder if that was the cause. Otherwise, could it be rabies?

People need to realize that bucks in the fall are in the rut (mating frenzy). They're all pumped up on testosterone and will attack anything that moves.
Too much tv and not enough nature made poor Jimbo smokeless.

Originally posted by Asktheanimals
People need to realize that bucks in the fall are in the rut (mating frenzy). They're all pumped up on testosterone and will attack anything that moves.
Too much tv and not enough nature made poor Jimbo smokeless.

Here's your deer sausage or anything for just 1 drag. A question to ponder.

I wonder, since the buck specifically targeted the cigarettes and ate them, if he had encountered them previously and got addicted to them. Then since animals usually have much better senses of smell than us maybe he got into the truck because he smelled the cigarettes in it.

How about a little deer humor to finish off this post...

Q - What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
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A - Beer nuts cost about $1.50 or more a pack. Deer nuts are always under a buck.

Originally posted by ZakOlongapo
most important news of this f....... week. thank U. now i have no clue how to survive the next one...

Hold that metal bar with all your life, you may have the power now, and not know what to do with it, but you WILL learn... and if you're ever on Mercury, please let us know if it is indeed, full of stars!

I would love to see how the tazer went over with the deer. Not just for people anymore.

It's Coming Right For Us...........BANG! LoL