Asteroid deflected!!!!!!!

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posted on Nov, 20 2012 @ 04:28 PM
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Just found out an asteroid got deflected........Seems Nasa had their hands full and were in complete despair on a near collision asteroid,until Chuck Norris did a round house kick and deflected the massive space terror back out into space.....way to go Chuck!




posted on Nov, 20 2012 @ 04:34 PM
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That's why you don't # with Chuck...stupid Asteroid



posted on Nov, 20 2012 @ 04:34 PM
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this belongs in the jokes & pun section.




posted on Nov, 20 2012 @ 04:45 PM
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reply to post by Onewhoknowsjesus
 


The BoogyMan tells his kids that Chuck Norris comes out at night.



posted on Nov, 20 2012 @ 04:45 PM
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Based on OP and all the referenced links in it....

Boring!!!!!



posted on Nov, 20 2012 @ 04:46 PM
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I just don't understand this infatuation with Chuck Norris. He's not that big of a bad arse. He's really just a bad actor with a little martial arts under his belt.

I mean, if he was so bad, let's see him come into my house and try to slam my head into my keya;louwet['pq249yu
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edit on 11/20/2012 by KILL_DOGG because: Ow



posted on Nov, 20 2012 @ 04:48 PM
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a few years ago this might have being funny
i bet you still answer the phone by saying whaaaaatssssupppp
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posted on Nov, 20 2012 @ 04:50 PM
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Chuck Norris eats meat so rare
He only eats unicorns, lol.



posted on Nov, 20 2012 @ 04:50 PM
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Chuck Norris is relevant and funny. Maybe these past few years have just turned you into a party pooper.


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I'm also willing to bet that you answer the phone like Eeyore.
edit on 20-11-2012 by MessOnTheFED! because: (no reason given)



posted on Nov, 20 2012 @ 05:06 PM
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just remember this.. Bruce lee kick chuck norris's ass



posted on Nov, 20 2012 @ 05:07 PM
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HEY! WATCH YOUR MOUTH!



posted on Nov, 20 2012 @ 10:35 PM
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I believe this thread is posted in the wrong Topic area as well, It certainly belongs in the Jokes Forum.

Personally myself Chuck Norris was great in many great films over the years, But I also find myself shying away from many of today's main stream movies, there are a few I like, but there's something different these days. But they only Release movies that are guaranteed sellers. Popularity drives the business.





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