posted on Nov, 20 2012 @ 08:16 PM
My theory... it's that ONE shopping cart with the gimp wheel... and it's angry. This is the cart that, time and time again, is finally touched by
another soul - only to be instantly discarded after a few steps.
It's a lonely cart that knows only rejection and pain.
So... one day, when it all became too much that poor cart wandered out into the parking lot, hoping to off itself to nd the endless pain of repeated
rejection. The cart knew that cars are dangerous and that the parking lot is filled with cars.
The sad cart went out to meet its maker....
Unfortunately carts aren't very bright and it had no clue that the car would have to be moving in order for its goals to be achieved. So, in its
innocent stupidity - it simply tried to end it all by banging its head against your car, over and over again.
Chapter two of this story is even more chilling. Now your car is angry and will live out its life looking for the cart that hurt it. My advice. Avoid
parking lots altogether from here on out. That cart and your car are now locked in a war of destiny and they will let NOTHING stand in their way.
Dear God... it's "up the meds" time again. Isn't it?