Ladies & Gentlemen today while i was on my lunch break i saw something very terrible that happened to a poor little fat pigeon. I was eating my lunch
at a park across the road from my work building when i saw a pigeon trying to steal a guys sandwich as he was riding his electric wheelchair on the
path way, the bird got! the sandwich then the guy in the wheelchair throw his book at the bird making it fall to the ground then the guy started
rolling over the birds head slowly then killed the bird: barf: . I F@#$ING could not believe this!! i got up and harassed him about why he killed
that innocent bird for he then said back off or ill call the cops? i was pretty furious about the whole situation..
on 20-11-2012 by FeelingPure because: missing words
edit on 20-11-2012 by FeelingPure because: missing words
You apparently took the diplomatic route with the mean man in the wheelchair who had just killed the sammich bird. I, on the other hand, am a heathen
and would have tackled the guy - wheelchair and all - and only then thought to myself "Tackling steel devices is not a good idea...."
And, a few months later, when my broken shoulder was healed? I'd begin training birds to steal the guys future sammiches... and then I'd have
entertainment EVERY DAY during my lunch hour.
Poor bird only wanted a sammich. Mean cyborg man....
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