posted on Nov, 18 2012 @ 02:46 PM
No Joke; it really is legit. I cannot imagine the damaging effects that sugar will have on the water delivery infrastructure, not to mention how many
goddamn bugs will be attracted to it and every household there.
I can sort of picture how this conversation took place;
"Sir, people are drinking more pop than water.....What should we do?"
"Well, water is a precious resource; there's not much of it out there, and we can't have people consuming LESS of it now, can we? Not to mention
that this is health issue! People NEED to drink water!"
"I guess so sir. What should we do?"
"Well, I suppose the most logical thing to do is add sugar to the water. Yeah, that's it. We'll put aside some funds so we can continually spend
money on sugar, so that we can add it to the water. We'll put 4 tbl spoons for 8 Oz of water, that way people will drink it. It's a health issue,
you know..... if you have diabetes..... well then, sorry. Once it rots our infrastructure and creates a huge insect infestation, we'll have to hire
some people to fix'er up! We'll be creating JOBS!! Yaaa!! Jobss!! Rabble rabble rabble....soda pop....rabble rabble"
" ----> Facepalm