posted on Nov, 18 2012 @ 12:31 AM
Twinkie, Twinkie, Twinkie..., Okay fine...but what about the Ding Dong?
Doesn't anybody else care about the Ding Dong with its chocolaty creme-filled goodness?
I used to use these back in the eighties to get laid. Just fill my pockets then walk around
in a crowded bar and offer them up..."Ma'am, would you like a Ding Dong?"
If the woman got offended, no big deal...I'd simply hand her a pastry...no harm, no foul
But if she didn't.....
edit on 18-11-2012 by rival because: (no reason given)