IMPORTANT: Columbus ohio's rules for living in zombieland

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posted on Nov, 17 2012 @ 05:14 AM
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Rules of Zombieland:

Cardio
The Double Tap
Beware of Bathrooms
Wear Seat Belts
No Attachments
The “Skillet”
Travel Light
Get a Kick Ass Partner
With your Bare Hands
Don’t Swing Low
Use Your Foot
Bounty Paper Towels
Shake it Off
Always carry a change of underwear
Bowling Ball
Opportunity Knocks
Don’t be a hero (later crossed out to be a hero)
Limber Up
Break it Up
It’s a marathon, not a sprint, unless it’s a sprint, then sprint
Avoid Strip Clubs
When in doubt Know your way out
Zipplock
Use your thumbs
Shoot First
A little sun screen never hurt anybody
Incoming!
Double-Knot your Shoes
The Buddy System
Pack your stain stick
Check the back seat
Enjoy the little things
Swiss army Knife



Just wondering if you have a set of rules you go by for now and then for after the SHTF. Like say for example you were hold up in some acrage somewhere. Some stranger in need of help came wandering onto your property in need of help. But you only have a limited supply of food. Plus your not sure what intentions they have although they seem to come in peace and unarmed. What rule would you go by for that? Help them, or tell them to go away?

What other rules do you go by; now and after the SHTF???
edit on 17-11-2012 by r2d246 because: (no reason given)




posted on Nov, 17 2012 @ 07:35 AM
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Make sure you got some twinkies ..



posted on Nov, 17 2012 @ 07:43 AM
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Be wary of the girl next door you may get bitten




posted on Nov, 17 2012 @ 08:07 AM
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You wont be able to get Twinkies for long, there out of business.



posted on Nov, 18 2012 @ 02:50 AM
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Originally posted by iwontrun
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You wont be able to get Twinkies for long, there out of business.


In American ya but that brand is worth a fortune. I heightly doubt that will be disposed of. It would most likely get rebuilt in china and they'll make them there and ship them world wide. At least my guess is.



posted on Nov, 18 2012 @ 02:51 AM
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Come on..... you'd make love to that zombie! come on! lol



posted on Nov, 18 2012 @ 07:38 AM
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Originally posted by r2d246
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Come on..... you'd make love to that zombie! come on! lol

Not in a million years.. before or after you been on it



posted on Nov, 18 2012 @ 07:43 AM
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Originally posted by r2d246
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Come on..... you'd make love to that zombie! come on! lol

I think someone needs a break from the net lol



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