Introduction- It's an honor to become a member

Hello, to all fellow ats'ers, I am excited that I have finally decided to become a member here! I have read this site everyday for about a year and love everything about it! guess this is the end of my introduction! glad to be a part of the team!

reply to post by HeartOfDixie


Howdy. I hear ya, I too love to check in on this site for information and news, everyone does

Don't feed the trolls though. They're here, they bite, and bans come easily.

Hello, and welcome. Im the most intelligent member on this site so feel free to contact me if you have any questions using the U2U messaging system on the right corner below

Will Do! Thanks and hope everythign is a smooth ride!

reply to post by HeartOfDixie

Well, slap my bottom...'bout time you joined Sweet Pea....Welcome to Your new home, and addiction....

Tin foil hats on the shelf to the left...moonshine in the basement....enjoy yourself..ya hear...

Des

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welcome mate

Welcome pardner..its all fun here on the ATS ranch...just dinnee upset the golden rules.
Giddy up Giddy up...rawhide.

Good luck with all your writing here. May your time be well spent.

Welcome to the jungle

I didn't know we had moonshine in the basement. Why is the rum gone?
Hello and welcome!

Originally posted by Night Star
I didn't know we had moonshine in the basement. Why is the rum gone?

Hello and welcome!

sshhhhhh...we have moved the Rum to the sub-basement...You'll get a key in the mail....



Des

reply to post by Destinyone

Welcome Dixie,
I hope you enjoy your time here.
I must say I find it rather interesting that you were offered booz on your first day. They usually don't tell new members about that until they have created at least 2 threads.
Oh well, times are a'changing I guess.
If you have any queations, feel free to u2u me.
Enjoy,
Quad.

I'm glad you're here and I'm glad you're glad you're here, but don't be too 'honored.' These are just people and this is just a website. Don't worship this place. Don't be mystified. Don't put it on a pedestal.

reply to post by Swills


Hey nice picture lol made me laugh, i am new here aswell, add me as friend?