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Originally posted by charles1952
The company's range has now expanded to 22 items, including socks that prevent feet from smelling and t-shirts that mask the whiff of sweaty armpits.
Originally posted by Sissel
Originally posted by zonetripper2065
They should call them thunderpants!
And the ladies version can be boom boom bottoms!
A lady never farts, she "fluffs."
Your underwear and sock collection runs in the thousands of dollars...
I am sorry but that is the funniest thing I have heard in weeks...
I am sure the sock and undie people just love you.
I hope you dontate allot of your earnings to the needy because I could not sleep at night knowing that my sock and undie collection cost that amount money no matter how much money I had.
Originally posted by wingsfan
Underwear to hide the smell of farts? Where's the fun in that? Give some "shart" protection and you're on to something.
Originally posted by FraternitasSaturni
Does it play a horn or something to mask the sound?
You'll be smelling great... and your name will show up, not as "mr" or "dr", it will be preceded by "HMS".