posted on Nov, 13 2012 @ 11:37 AM
The japanese are so prudish. But I still like em :0
How can you not like someone that wants to wear fart pants?
But seriously... farting is gross! It may be part of being human, but so are cavities and rashes and obesity and bad breath and smelly armpits and
other things. I guess this makes me a prude too.
Stifling farts works somewhat, but it's not manly. Real men let it blow. Real men know that farts don't define who we're and if people think farts
matter then they don't know what defines who we're. Civilization wasn't built on the backs of people who stifled their farts. It was built on the
backs of people who worked from sun up till sun down and farted freely with every burst of effort.
But real men should also know that things change. Farting may not define who we're, but it doesn't exist alone. It's surrounded by other swirls and
ripples and splashes. Its continued existence is not a given and its loss does not mean we've forgotten what defines us as human beings.
If a real man farts to feel like a real man then that means that man is not real because farting is not what defines us and if you let it define you
then you're guilty of the same thing you oppose.
A real man doesn't try to be real, they just ARE.
Note: I'm not a real man because I stifle and I detest farting wherever it comes from. I respect human history and don't view myself as better than
others. I just have a picky nature - my OCPD.
edit on 13-11-2012 by jonnywhite because: (no reason given)