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I'll definitely take one of those shirts. Being a heavy sweater is no fun! Nothing can keep up with me, though that's become a nuisance and not a bragging rite.

Whatever happened to the art of stifling ones fart. That's what a real gent does. Save it for later

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I think it's still pretty on topic. And in any case, when you spend premium on apparel you expect certain things. For instance, I generally expect (with proper care) for my underwear to remain comfortable and last a few years. (I've had some over 5)

I come from a family that always purchased top end things, but kept them until they fall apart. So while my underwear collection might set off some OWSers, it's not as if I bought it all on one shopping spree.

Be it underwear or anything, making cheap products with cheap craftsmanship is great way for planned obsolescence... (For some products it's good, some not) Which is where this technology will probably see it's make or break point.

Did they give a timeline of how long the underwear would be effective for? Because I wouldn't want to have to be buying these things on the regular. And most people are reluctant to buy underwear in the first place...

Although, from the other angle, someone with irritable bowel syndrome might have no problem with frequent underwear purchases.

No good, wont work. I'd have to start wearing underpants.

And my boys prefer the wild open fields, than being cramped up in the barn.

besides, all underpants are there for is to protect your pants from 'accidents'..

Underwear to hide the smell of farts? Where's the fun in that? Give some "shart" protection and you're on to something.

They can't market them as " thunderwear", as there is a line of deep concealment holsters by that name. An although " odoreaters" would be correct,, you'd think Dr. Schoal would take issue with that.

There is nothing better than droping a beauty under your mates nose
priceless

Originally posted by randomtangentsrme
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If I remember correctly it's a charcoal filter.
I read about it in the bathroom reader about 2 years ago.

Good for a SHTF gas attack senario, just whip off your underpants and stick them over your head.

Bonus

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Hi im new on here, been following for a while thou, i had 2 reply as this is funny, look what i found out lol :

www.inquisitr.com...

I see the Japanese have come quite a way since this vid,

Originally posted by charles1952
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I'm sure you've thought of this, but you can get firearm silencers in many different calibers. In your case, fitting the proper one might be a bit awkward, but maybe worth it?

LMFAO

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Thousands?!?! That can't be per year right? You are talking per century or something?
Either you wear stuff once and toss em away, or you have a walking closet the size of my house

I still haven't got enough info guys, I need to be better briefed on this explosive issue or I'll kick up a stink! Lol!

Glade Plug up.

I'm afraid I don't have any gems to add to this discussion, but I just wanted to thank you Charles, for injecting a little humor - the threads here have been starting to get to me - so, I needed the laugh.

Originally posted by SpearMint
Neutralise? I think amplifying would be much more fun.

I'm with you, besides, the smell never really bothers me. I usually wait until just when the elevator doors open and I'm about out.

I debate the quality of these things because after a hard night on the booze and what-not my farts could burn through bank vaults

Originally posted by wingsfan
Underwear to hide the smell of farts? Where's the fun in that? Give some "shart" protection and you're on to something.

They have been selling Depends for years, good shart protection but not too stylish.

Ah FORGET this one!

I enjoy the smell of my exhaust. And I ESPECIALLY enjoy giving others the privilege of the joy as well.

Just a drop for your toilet, beano to stop gas, now anti-stink underpants?

They are really taking all the fun out of it aren't they.
Next thing will be intra-bladder drying pads and intra-bowel turd incinerators?

How embarrassed about this $**t should we be?
We are living beings, we release gas, it's a fact, a fun fact!

PS, I love to fart in elevators before I get off, they don't know what they are walking into!