Originally posted by edsinger
I just want to make a simple point here, and 1 person actually caught this irony.....
Originally posted by verfed
As soon as Kerry is elected the insugents will put down their arms in Iraq, Hamas will stop blowing up discos and passover seiders, Osama will come to
the White House to grovel, the Arab militias in Sudan would join the Red Cross, the Ayatollahs will stop building an arsenal to destroy the US and
Israel and Kim Jong Il will disband his military and reunite with the South also China will stop aggression towards Taiwan and be the first nation to
recognize Taiwan's independence.
[edit on 20-10-2004 by edsinger]
So the whole point of your post was to say do not elect John Kerry although he will do a better job. You are using neuro libguistics in reverse ed
Let me give you another fantasy scenario:
Give Saudi Arabia an ultimatum - no one in your country or anyone you aid will fund terrorists any longer. One strike you are out and we will air
strike your mosques at mecca and medina where all jihad commands flow and wipe out Islam from history by bombing you into oblivion.
Eliminate oil entirely and use only hydrogen the most abundant element in the universe. We will never run out and there is no pollution and muslim
extremeists cannot profit from large TEXAS oil companies.
Hold a criminal investigation into Saudi oil funding that has promoted terrorism worldwide. Being an ex president does not allow exemption. All those
found guilty of profiting from jihadists investments will be executed as directed by congress.
New patriot act. Stop the spread of muslim extremists. If you are not American and seek to enter our country you must complete a full exam to
determine whether you are Muslim. Ever see blade runner? If you are a foreign muslim you now have police escorts that take you everywhere you want to
go at YOUR expense (and it will be expensive - you better tip). You also will not be able to conduct ANY business investments such as real estate
purchasing, buying stock, or access dollar amounts over $3,000.00.
Starting today China is no longer allowed to export goods to America for seven years. When the seven years are up and China again begs for business
they must import three times as many goods as we import from them.
Russia will be required to make an account of all nuclear devices or risk invasion by the EU and the U.S. Union teams will be involved in accounting
for all devices worldwide. The EU and the U.S. in return will rebuild the failed soviet economy we destroyed.
All nuclear devices and WMD are eliminated. Any country that does not comply with quotas including the U.S. will have their president or PM executed
and a new administration put in place.
The U.S. government will not be allowed to tax citizens over 10% across the board. State tax will be determined by adults who have lived in the state
for at least seven years.
If you make over $500,000 a year you are required by law to teach classes for free on enterprise in your skill and will be required to hire the
students who select your class.
TV commercial advertising for presidential candidates is no longer allowed. Instead the Presidential candidate's will be put on tv for the entire
election year three times a week and must answer questions from the audience who come in OFF THE STREET.
The CIA will be shut down and past directors will be investigated for criminal misconduct. NSA will no longer be a secret city and will be accountable
for their actions. The FBI will have a new director every three years. Any police officer or Special agent found guilty of criminal activity will be