Hello, ATS!

I'm new to the site, and other sites like this. I've always been interested in spirits and aliens/UFOs, but it's only been the last few months that I've become interested in conspiracy theories, secret societies, etc. (So, you'll have to excuse my occasional naive posts. lol) I've been lurking around the site for the last few days or so, and feel comfortable enough to start putting my two cents in - so, don't be too harsh on me!

Welcome!

You certainly came to the right place as many share your interests.

I think you have come at a good time, post-election i mean. Just be wary some are still a bit heated from the continuous political discussion going on.

Enjoy your time. Oh and dont feed the bunnies You will know what i am referring to in time.

INB4 Beezzer.

Welcome to ATS! You'll enjoy it here. They let us play board games during the day and the med cart has pretty wheels!

Watch out for Nurse Ratchet though... she's mean.

~Heff

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Hi! Welcome!

Where the cookies-. . . . oh.

(dangit!)



Welcome to ATS.

Well, you're at the right place. Light up a stogie, get a cup of mud and enjoy yourself. I don't know of any other site on the net that is as entertaining as this one. If you'd prefer to drink Alcohol make sure you don't drink and post things you may regret later. Look at Beezzer, I think he was drinking when he made that bet.

Welcome! I'm sure you'll find many interesting things here, topics & folks.

Originally posted by rickymouse
Well, you're at the right place. Light up a stogie, get a cup of mud and enjoy yourself. I don't know of any other site on the net that is as entertaining as this one. If you'd prefer to drink Alcohol make sure you don't drink and post things you may regret later. Look at Beezzer, I think he was drinking when he made that bet.

I'm just glad no-one has to see the tattoo.

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Thank you all so much for the warm welcome! And the warnings...lol
Don't feed the bunnies, don't drink and post, and watch out for Nurse Ratchet....I think I got it. lol

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Welcome aboard, and enjoy the ride!

Don't listen to all those others, they are just out of the basement on their daily walk. They tend to get crazy when they see sunlight.

Welcome to ATS!

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