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Political Caption Fest #1




Topic started on 20-10-2004 @ 05:04 PM by Nerdling


Go on. Gimme a caption on this picture. Caption #2 will be a kerry pic so dont jump me for partisanship.

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reply posted on 20-10-2004 @ 05:25 PM by SHADOW266


"Look folks, I know what your thinking...we only found this much WMD in Iraq. But, you know...ahh...it's hard work and all that.



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reply posted on 20-10-2004 @ 05:27 PM by Nerdling




How about....

"So then I drank THIS much scotch and decided to invade Ted Kennedy"



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reply posted on 20-10-2004 @ 05:30 PM by Bout Time


"If your naughty stick was this small, wouldn't you bomb the snot out of everbody TOO!?!?"



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reply posted on 20-10-2004 @ 05:37 PM by dreamlandmafia


This Space Inbetween My Fingers Represents My Brain



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reply posted on 20-10-2004 @ 05:43 PM by SHADOW266


"Anybody seen Dick Cheney's heart pills...they're about this big!"



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reply posted on 20-10-2004 @ 05:45 PM by dreamlandmafia



Originally posted by SHADOW266
"Anybody seen Dick Cheney's heart pills...they're about this big!"


Anybody seen Dick Cheney's Suppository? They're about THIS big!



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reply posted on 20-10-2004 @ 05:47 PM by SHADOW266


"Anybody seen my chances for being re-elected...."



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reply posted on 20-10-2004 @ 05:49 PM by SHADOW266


"Back when I was doing lines of coke this big...."



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reply posted on 20-10-2004 @ 06:01 PM by dbates


This is the amount of WMD's we found in Iraq.



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reply posted on 20-10-2004 @ 06:25 PM by kinglizard


"Actually, I...this may sound a little West Texan to you, but I like it. When I'm talking about...when I'm talking about myself, and when he's talking about myself, all of us are talking about me, sometimes I'm misunderestimated"





[Edited on 20-10-2004 by kinglizard]



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reply posted on 21-10-2004 @ 10:04 AM by gdawson44


I am squeezing your head!



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reply posted on 22-10-2004 @ 06:37 AM by UnusualMe


This is the thickness of all the books I've ever read, combined.



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reply posted on 26-10-2004 @ 01:06 AM by ADHDsux4me


I was this close to passing my sobriety test, before the first the debate. Uncle Dick Cheney just said remember "AXIS of EVIL, and Stay The Course" and you'll be fine. Oh and in case I forget, Uncle dick made me wear flip-flop sandals under my long pants, in case I was losing the debate.



-ADHDsux4me



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reply posted on 26-10-2004 @ 01:16 AM by drunk


"I know how to make the letter C with my finger and thumb"



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reply posted on 26-10-2004 @ 01:20 AM by drunk


And "are you this close to falling asleep during my talks"



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