reply to post by obnoxiouschick
Just wondered why Dr Cosma has not visited this thread. His alarm bells should have been ringing. But seems he has been
Well on his behalf ...
What's your favorite way to eat bacon?
He would probably have said. Start at the front and keep going.
A politician canvassing before the elections, visited this farm and was welcomed into the sitting room. While sprouting his election drivel, a pig
came limping through the room, making a clunk trip trop trip, clunk trip trop trip, clunk trip trop trip sound. The politician was surprised to see
the pig had a wooden leg.
Noting the politician's interest in the pig, the farmer hastened to explain that the pig was actually highly intelligent and was able to do many
tasks around the farm and even walked to the village to deliver produce or collect supplies from the shops. He could herd the chickens and mind the
cows. He even knew when one was missing and would either find it or come and call the farmer. In the evenings, he liked to relax to watch his
favourite programmes on the Discovery Channel and seemed to understand everything he saw. He was a good companion and never soiled the house. He
fetched slippers and could even serve brews from the cooler when the farmers throat was dry - which was often.
"That is amazing" said the Politician, wondering how he could get some political mileage out of this encounter. "But how did he get the wooden
"Well?, said the farmer, "if you have such an amazing pig, would you eat it all at once?"
Enjoy the bacon
I will stick to the veggies, and skip the critters