Movie Alien USA Presidents.
It's debatable what their true feelings might be on current US politics, and some might certainly disagree with my interpretations, but let's see:
He's just such an ungrateful libertine slob - you've just gotta love him or hate him!
If TV wasn't so politically correct he'd probably have dreadlocks. He's a good talking-head nevertheless, and his beady eyes never show any emotion.
Yet, people like his style, and since he appeals to those with no moral boundaries about the small stuff, one cannot really go wrong.
With bad memories of too much military-industrial power from the Reagan era, Mr. ET knows directly what superstition and dodgy CIA squads can do to
Apart from that, he can relate to millions of illegal aliens with his experiences, and he'll thus be a winner amongst the fastest growing demographic,
even if reading a 500 word speech may take him three hours.
1. Diana from V.
Much maligned, we all know she did the best for her fragile species, and she was a true reptilian patriot.
She screamed for hours when her eggs were destroyed, so she's already moody, and she's daring her enemies to destroy another embassy, so she can
release butt-kicking on them repeatedly until they are all pulverized.
There can be only one Queen in the universe!
Bring it on!
2. Jabba the Hutt.
Not really the populist, but a thrifty capitalist.
He'll allow freedoms, as long as the business keeps flowing.
But he won't take nonsense either, and he's a strong supporter of capital punishment.
A suit and wig would be recommended.
And maybe some Botox.
edit on 12-11-2012 by halfoldman because: (no reason given)