Make and write your own quote,
Dont copy from another source.
Make it,

One of my favorites:
If u have three pair of socks, then dont eat cake

BOOM! All over your face!

"Clean up your own backyard before you stick your head over the fence to criticise the state of your neighbours backyard"

"Will you choose death because the one you despise is the only one willing to help you live?" (eg: think kidney / liver transplant from a gay to a homophobe)

Word...............

When life gets crappy pet your dog, it makes you happy!

Here's my 3 ranting cents:

"Anybody who claims to be anti-American or anti-Western should immediately cease using all Western products and technologies, especially the Internet, and crawl back into their cave."

"Some groups like the tattooed and pierced, or the over-the-top mincing gender non-conformists should stop wincing when people stare at them - if you want to act like a toffee-apple don't be surprised if people start licking you".

"I embraced my sexuality when I realized my femme side was twice as butch as my masculine side".

Hope I didn't plagiarize anyone, but I think those were pretty original thoughts.

Some truth; mostly jest -

Stay out of MY personal life and I'll stay out of YOUR legal system.


I sat here just staring at the screen after hitting send. A move my eyes gaze down to the lower right of my monitor.. and there, once more, that insidious confounded number...

11:11

Originally posted by halfoldman
" if you want to act like a toffee-apple don't be surprised if people start licking you".

I wish I could have used that once upon a time.. haha.. classic, I love it

Originally posted by k21968
When life gets crappy pet your dog, it makes you happy!

i like it.

"time is a lot like chocolate cheesecake. it goes way to fast."

"We are merely a speciman in each other's petri dish of life."
© TZ 2007

"Freedom is a double-edged sword. One side will always strike you the wrong way." © TZ 2010

"There is something wrong with people who think that there is something wrong with people who don't think their way. Don't you agree?" © TZ 2011

The third one above is a facetious, sarcastic oxymoron sort of thing.

In the 60's - I made "Going Bananas" but when it later became a Hollywood movie - I quit using my own quote. It was a cross between going Ape-*censored on ATS* and Going Nuts and Banana-Nut Bread/Cake.