posted on Nov, 4 2012 @ 01:06 AM
This is one of those funny but not so funny jokes... Lets see.
"In the game, Israel, bolstered by a successful strike, attempted to absorb the attacks while trying to de-escalate the situation and reach an end to
hostilities as soon as possible. "
Thats wrong in too many aspects.
The shahabs will level tel-aviv... (its not like too many are needed) and the sheer number of casualties coming from such an attack will certainly NOT
help to "end the hostilities as soon as possible". Plus when the dust settles down they'll be even more pissed cause they practically lost tel-aviv
but did nothing to the nuclear facilities, themselves being too deep for anything (even shockwaves) to reach there.
In a vary bad luck scenario, they'll hit a low-deep level chemical and biological weapon storage facility - the bio and chem weapons are now
airborne. The wind will dictate what goes next - the entire middle east first, or israel itself? Millions if not billions are in danger because of a
stupid action by israel - the world is trying to decide what to do with israel at this time since it was their first strike and it proved to be
extremely dangerous not to iran, but to more than 20 countries.
The comic-book part:
Israel was the first to strike - the us responds "hell no, we wont go"
Russia consorting with China and seeing that the US does nothing, comes in to fix what its seen as a threat to their own land due to the spread of the
bio-chem cloud, in good russian style it wont respond with finesse or strategic strikes, nope, it will come in good old russian style, brute force,
and nuking the hell out of israel (well the harms been done so, one cloud, two clouds who cares) and spreading concrete allover the place while
drinking milk. Spetnaz go in in hazmat suit executing any survivors in the shadows while Putin says before the UN "we did everything within our reach
to help our fellow Israelis, unfortunately nothing else could be done".
- Obama is watching all this live action in his 3d tv using the stereoscopic cameras from his 200 uavs and going "told you so stupid bibi, lights up
a cigar and calls Angela, bush and rom to share the feed"
- Hillary Clinton goes "We Came, We saw... we got the hell outta there mwhahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH"
Europe just looks at it - "hell... that cloud may as well take Turkey with it - one less to worry about"
Angela Merkel says "Might as well take greece too..." asks Obama if haarp can spread the cloud to greece - promises 10 trillion dollars "hey its
better than to bail out greece" - Obama agrees.
All the action distract muslims allover the UK, which are too happy to notice the SAS wet teams cleaning every muslim house in the UK.
Bibi survives the destruction in Israel and is now working for the History Channel in a program "I survived my own holocaust, I mean, the real one.
Heres the milk I drank to prove it".