Ode To My Tin Foil Hat

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posted on Nov, 3 2012 @ 01:51 AM
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Ode To My Tinfoil Hat

I love my hat, it keeps me safe
From x-ray beams from outer space
From enemy devices hid in the wall
I love my hat just like Ron Paul.

My hat is shiny, straight and clean
It keeps me safe from those who’re mean
I wear my hat every day
No-one comes to my house to play.

I love my hat, it keeps me smart
It doesn’t stop gout, I still fart
But it makes me feel like I’m so brave
My house is now a hidden cave.

I wore my hat to make this thread
I wear my hat at night in bed.
Sometimes it cuts into my ears
But it keeps me safe, from all my fears.

I wear my hat with calm and pride
I just wish, I could convince my bride
I love my hat, I must confess,
I wear it because of ATS.



edit on 20/11/12 by masqua because: Edit per author request




posted on Nov, 3 2012 @ 01:54 AM
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beezzer
That was such a cute poem it made me smile thanks for posting..peace,sugarcookie1
S&F



posted on Nov, 3 2012 @ 01:56 AM
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reply to post by sugarcookie1
 


Thanks! I can't compete with the sheer raw talent but maybe I can bring a smile to some faces.



posted on Nov, 3 2012 @ 01:58 AM
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reply to post by beezzer
 


I'm so glad you got your tinfoil hat.

I remember when you didnt have one and would run away at the first sign of fear.





posted on Nov, 3 2012 @ 02:00 AM
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That's awesome! Good poem. Very Dr. Suess-like. Made me smile too.. snf



posted on Nov, 3 2012 @ 02:01 AM
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I knew it! I knew you'd click the link!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA




posted on Nov, 3 2012 @ 02:02 AM
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reply to post by beezzer
 


That was hilarious you crazy bunny
never the less I find you funny
SF



posted on Nov, 3 2012 @ 02:02 AM
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reply to post by imawlinn
 


I must admit, I was channeling the good doctor when I wrote it.

Thanks!



posted on Nov, 3 2012 @ 02:02 AM
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Now come on, everyone with a rational mind knows that the notion of a "tin foil hat" is merely the paranoid and delusional ramblings of those who cannot discern real threats from the imagined. To promulgate this idiocy is a disservice to the entire community!

Everyone knows that you really need to use lead foil or the aliens and the NSA can still use their mind control tech against you!


Freaking amateurs..


S&F Beez. Great fun!


~Heff



posted on Nov, 3 2012 @ 02:03 AM
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Dear beezzer,

Thank you, I cannot stop laughing! I think I needed one of those tin foil hats well before discovering ATS.

Blessings,
yesterdaysreality
edit on 3-11-2012 by yesterdaysreality because: (no reason given)



posted on Nov, 3 2012 @ 02:03 AM
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reply to post by SarnholeOntarable
 


Thanks! I had fun with it.

(the wife just shook her head)



posted on Nov, 3 2012 @ 02:05 AM
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reply to post by Hefficide
 


Thanks Heff! I think I ate too much of the lead-based foil tho. . .



posted on Nov, 3 2012 @ 02:06 AM
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reply to post by yesterdaysreality
 


Glad you liked it.
I'll share mine.



posted on Nov, 3 2012 @ 02:20 AM
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posted on Nov, 3 2012 @ 02:25 AM
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Originally posted by sonnny1




Ahhh college! The good ol' days. (I could never get a date though. I always wondered why.)




posted on Nov, 3 2012 @ 02:25 AM
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Is beezzer the Key master or the Gate keeper?

Screw it, climb through the damned window with the hat on...



posted on Nov, 3 2012 @ 02:26 AM
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posted on Nov, 3 2012 @ 02:54 AM
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beezer, what a fun poem! I barely got through it with all the giggling I did



posted on Nov, 3 2012 @ 03:09 AM
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Beezer..
Hehe.. Thank you for the giggle. It does remind me of Dr.Suess style poetry.
Thank you for the smile before bedtime, I needed it.

S&F



posted on Nov, 3 2012 @ 04:53 AM
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I've been sneaking my way through the "short stories" in the last week (ATS is a big place). Anyway happened to stubble past yours

It put a smile on my face so thought it only fair I stop in and say thanks S&F for the talented bunny. I really hope those cute bunny ears don't get to sore.

Smiling FC





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