Ode To My Tinfoil Hat
I love my hat, it keeps me safe
From x-ray beams from outer space
From enemy devices hid in the wall
I love my hat just like Ron Paul.
My hat is shiny, straight and clean
It keeps me safe from those who’re mean
I wear my hat every day
No-one comes to my house to play.
I love my hat, it keeps me smart
It doesn’t stop gout, I still fart
But it makes me feel like I’m so brave
My house is now a hidden cave.
I wore my hat to make this thread
I wear my hat at night in bed.
Sometimes it cuts into my ears
But it keeps me safe, from all my fears.
I wear my hat with calm and pride
I just wish, I could convince my bride
I love my hat, I must confess,
I wear it because of ATS.
edit on 20/11/12 by masqua because: Edit per author request