reply to post by watchitburn
But, women are backwards.
They are also crazy, and impossible to figure out.
There is a way out of the "friendzone". It's called romance.
Not the cheesy here I bought you flowers, or hey here's a card, I was thinking about you.....
Nope, the kind of romance I am talking about is the subtle, mysterious, and make their heart flutter style of romance.
It takes a bit of an investment.
Buy her flowers, and have them sent to her work, but sign the card not with your name, but secret admirer (or something equally mysterious. Chicks
dig mysterious). Don't ever tell her it is you. See if she brings it up during a txt or conversation, which she will, because you are still in the
"friendzone". Act disinterested, say that's nice, and ask her if she has any idea of who it is.
The truth is, she will be smiling all day when she gets flowers. She'll get teased by coworkers. She'll remember the feeling for a long time, and
be mystified. She'll know there's someone interested in her, but won't be able to figure it out. Don't blow your cover.
Don't do anything else for a few days. Let her stew. Keep in the "friendzone."
Phase 2: Buy her a gift card to one of her favorite stores, no less than 20 bucks and no more than 50. If you snag her as your GF, you'll be
blowing money on her anyway. Get a hallmark card, and put the gift card in it, having someone else sign the inside of the card, and addressing the
outside. Mail it to her house.
This will drive her crazy when she gets it. At this point she will be thinking about her SA 24/7, trying to figure out who it is. She will want to
talk to you about who it might be. Be coy, and help her with possibilities, (co-worker, gas station attendant, stalker?) and be sure to make jokes
how you never get any secret admirer gifts. Do not blow your cover. Offer to take her shopping so she can spend her money. Be discreet.
Phase 3: Buy her a CD of her favorite musical group. Wait a few days, then attach a note to it (not in your handwriting) asking her if she wants to
meet. Pick a public place, and put a date and time on it that you know she'll be able to make. Mail it to her. When she tells you about it, make
sure you tell her you don't think it such a good idea, but make sure you convince her it is in a public place, and she'll be perfectly safe. Her
curiosity will get the better of her. Go to said location, at said time and date, and await with a big smile on your face. After she punches you in
the arm, take her out to dinner, and have a few good laughs.
You are now out of the "friendzone."