What not to say to Policemen
"Hey, is that a 9mm? That's nothing compared to this .44 magnum!
Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector was unplugged.
Hey, you must've been doing about 125 mph to keep up with me! Good Job!
Is it true that people become cops because they are too dumb to work at McDonald's?
I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
Aren't you the guy from the villiage people?
I thought you had to be in relatively good physical shape to be a police officer.
I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.
Bad cop. No donut.
You're not going to check the trunk, are you?
Didn't I see you get your butt kicked on cops?
Gee officer, that's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning.
Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
What do you mean have I been drinking? You are the trained specialist.
Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off of my lap and got lodged between the brake and the gas pedal, forcing me to
speed out of control.
Hey, can you give me another one of those full cavity searches?"
LOL LOL LOL
edit on 31-10-2012 by andy06shake because: (no reason given)