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With the introduction of TruMoo, more than 26 million pounds of sugars – or 40 billion calories – have been removed from milk served in schools and retail across the country. TruMoo is made with nutrient-rich white milk and contains no high fructose corn syrup or artificial growth hormones. momstart.com...
"After many unsuccessful attempts to persuade lab-cows to go on a strict diet of cocoa beans and sugar, we decided to genetically splice the DNA from a cocoa bean into a bovine host. The results have been amazing, and I am happy to report that we have successfully created the world's first chocolate-milk cow!
As amazed and pleased as we were at our own success, several of our scientists, not resting on their laurels, have begun research into combining DNA from Arctic Bovine (with epilepsy) and Chocolate Bovine to create, what we hope will be, the world's first Chocolate Shake Cow..."
"...Let's just say the we're looking into combing elements of our chocolate bovine with certain genes of a modified peanut species....and well, Reese's had better watch his back....that's all I have to say."
Originally posted by mrnotobc
I too, am a life long lover (addict) of chocolate milk. I took my first swig of the brown nectar of the gods in first grade. The delivery system was a glass bottle, with a cardboard stopper. Even though it's been almost a lifetime since that day, I still remember it like it was yesterday. It's the only thing I can remember about that schools lunchroom. After that I made my mother give me enough money to buy 2 bottles everyday.
Being the chocolate milk lover that I am, I can honestly say many brands I've tasted, taste like yuck. Actually most of them. Also, even good tasting brands have some trouble with consistency. Here in Dallas we have a chocolate milk crisis. The best tasting brand of all time was Schepps. Schepps recently sold out to Oak Farms. Oak Farms chocolate milk was always inferior. It now seems that Oak Farms decided to drop the Schepps formula and keep using their original for both brands. They can't fool me. I was afraid they would do that when I first found out about it.
Now I'm forced to make do with Borden's. It's never been as good as Schepps, but it's not terrible. I'm starting to get used to it.
Originally posted by EllaMarina
Kids can have Yoo-Hoo. Adults drink the rich Coburg chocolate milk with 400 calories per individual-sized bottle.
Originally posted by newcovenant
reply to post by herrw
You can still drink chocolate milk!
With the introduction of TruMoo, more than 26 million pounds of sugars – or 40 billion calories – have been removed from milk served in schools and retail across the country. TruMoo is made with nutrient-rich white milk and contains no high fructose corn syrup or artificial growth hormones. momstart.com...edit on 28-10-2012 by newcovenant because: (no reason given)