Newbie Here

First of all thanks for making a great site. It's very entertaining and thought provoking. Other than that. Hello!

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Hello Nobody! Welcome to ATS. I hope you enjoy your stay. Watch out for those men with the straight jackets, no they aren't your friends.

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(Even a Nobody is a Somebody. )

Greetings earthling!
Enjoy your stay,see you around.

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Welcome here is not a straight jacket for ya, it should get you through your first tour!

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The men in straight jackets may not be your friends...but we are stylish, witty and handsome.

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reply to post by TheNobody


Hi!
Cool name but....

Just saying

Welcome to ATS!