Almost 1.4 Million Pledge For Jesus as Write-In Candidate in 2012

What's so bad about Barack Obama and Mitt Romney, that between 1.5 and 2 million Christians might vote (or pledge to do so, at least) for Jesus as a write-in candidate ? Bill Keller explains,

"If President Obama is re-elected, his anti-American, socialist policies will continue, as will his attacks on Christianity and Christian churches. He will continue to support abortion, homosexuality, the enemies of Israel. How can a true follower of Christ vote in good conscience for a man who has proven to be a true enemy of God and His Word and will continue to be so in his next term?

If Mitt Romney is elected, he will be the fulfillment of his cult's polygamist, pedophile, racist, con artist, murdering founder Joseph Smith's "White Horse" prophecy that Romney and all Mormon's believe. That prophecy says that the United States will facing great economic and social unrest, a Mormon will be elected President, declare a national emergency and set aside the US Constitution and enact a Mormon theocracy."

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I thought this was pretty interesting. I don't have much to say on it at the moment but I thought I would share. It just kind of left me thinking... if Romney loses by about a million and a half, will the GOP blame Jesus?

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Kali?

I'm beat. Wiped out!

Point 1. If Jesus did get elected, he would come down from Heaven and punk-slap every politician in Washington. The Lobbyists would be sent straight to Hell.

Point 2. If Obama wins, we get higher taxes, more unemployment, more government, more destruction of the US.

Point 3. If Romey wins, we get maybe something better than Obama.

Point 4. Did I mention the election was wearing me out?

Lets just forget politics for a while, get stinky drunk, and say, "Screw 'em all!"

(sorry I ranted on your thread)

Oh please, please, if the Christian god is the right god then please let this happen.

I just want to see the faces of these amazingly stupid people when they are told Jesus can't accept the nomination or get sworn in or actually preside over anything, being very dead and all.

Originally posted by Noncents
Oh please, please, if the Christian god is the right god then please let this happen.

I just want to see the faces of these amazingly stupid people when they are told Jesus can't accept the nomination or get sworn in or actually preside over anything, being very dead and all.

Besides, he's not a natural born US citizen and I'll just bet he can't provide a birth certifacte, college transcripts, or tax returns. Plus didn't his Mama say 'God did it!'

This election is becoming so ridiculous I can't even stomach it anymore.

I'm tired of fighting with people. While I may disagree on some of the finer points of what's wrong with the structure of power in this country...One thing is certain, we're being duped:

I say keep Jesus out of it.

Religion is a cancer to freedom and the ability to evolve knowledge for the human race.

Originally posted by liejunkie01
I say keep Jesus out of it.

Now those are the wisest words I believe I've seen this afternoon.

(Your first point is so good...I'll agree and stop there. )

Originally posted by liejunkie01
I say keep Jesus out of it.

Religion is a cancer to freedom and the ability to evolve knowledge for the human race.

You have your Gods confused...

god of the world = LIES (RELIGION)

God = TRUTH

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I just love how homosexuality and the Church are apparently more important than the economy, wellbeing of citizens and advancement of humanity.

There is nothing wrong with gay people, in fact, I'd go as far as to say they're probably more socially evolved that most, i'm a firm believer that sex should be for fun as well as a small side-dish of procreation, even if procreation is the number 1 bad thing just now.

As for human advancement, we all know that religion and science just will not mix for a long while, and rightly so, unfortunately the wrong one has the most influence over politics, so the only advancement humans can hope for is the advancement of weaponry and communications...not much else.

But anyway, yeah, like I said, these tiny issues seem to take precedence over the important stuff. Enemies of Christianity? I'm for anyone that will go out and have sex with whatever gender they fancy on a particular day, and live happy lives because of it


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On my way out dancing and drinking as we speak...

10 days to go Bunnyboy.

ETA Unless it's a tie, in which case I highly recommend free liquor (I'm a Socialist after all ) be handed out and we just get numb til it's decided who our next moron in chief is.

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I know we are supposed to fill more than one line and offer something substantial and thought provoking but sometimes that just isn't necessary or even possible.

So, I leave you with this......



WWJS (What would Jesus Say)





Why you would even WANT to identify yourself as a Christian at this point is beyond me.

reply to post by Kali74

I like your sense of humor.

Originally posted by Kali74
reply to post by beezzer

 

On my way out dancing and drinking as we speak...

10 days to go Bunnyboy.

ETA Unless it's a tie, in which case I highly recommend free liquor (I'm a Socialist after all

) be handed out and we just get numb til it's decided who our next moron in chief is.

edit on 26-10-2012 by Kali74 because: (no reason given)

Yer on, toots!

Have fun dancing tonight.

beez

They won't even count the votes in some states.

I wanted to write in Ron Paul but found out the votes wouldn't count here really - there's these laws about how write ins are handled.

So, since my area is clearly going for a certain candidate no matter what I do....I'm voting for JOhnson.

I really like Johnson anyway, but I do have a preference in the race between tweedle dee and tweedle dum.

We need viable 3rd parties more than anything, so rather than waste a vote, I'm voting for Johnson.

it must be fairly clear by now that some malevolent faction is controlling the united states

the more days that go by with this same system, the worse it's going to get until it collapses on itself again

OH MY GOD!!! (tongue firmly in cheek!)
this is how people choose their leader!???!
the one guy can't choose what 'god' he worships,
the other guys prophet is some charlatan that 'found' golden plates with the word of god on them!
nice world you run!!!
next they will go to iran to kill those people,who now are celebrating the fact
that abraham almost killed his son,issac,to make his god happy!
happy Ede to al the muslim folks out there!
for those of you that don't know the story,i'll break it down for you in modern english.
abraham's wife,sara,couldn't give him a child. he needed a male child to pass down his name with.
so,he did what most men would do and fornicate with his female slave,hagar.
she borne him a son,called Ishmael.
then,miraculously,sara got pregnant at the ripe age of 90! (ya,abraham got busy!)
she borne him a son called Issac.
well god didn't like how abraham was going about things,so he decided to test ole abe's faith.
he told abe to sacrifice his son Issac to prove his devotion for his god.
abe said,'ok',and just before he would murder his son,god said 'naw,just kidding,use a goat instead!(pun totally intended-goat-kidding!!!)
so for abe's love of his god,he made Issac the forerunner of isreal.
his bastard son,Ishmael would be sent off to start the arab nations,with no more mention of him in th O.T.!
i am in no way trying to disrespect anyone's beliefs.
but this is the short and skinny of it all!
i am not a religious guy in this way,i just study it.
but in my humble opinion,this a hell of a way to start 3 major religions of the world!
ok,let the bashing begin!

Originally posted by Screwed
Why you would even WANT to identify yourself as a Christian at this point is beyond me.

Perhaps for the same reasons you identify yourself as a someone who LOVES the Government...

Originally posted by Screwed
I for one love our Government and everyone who runs it.
I believe they know what's best for me and do not question their authority over me.

1.4 million would prefer a jewish zombie was on the ballot?

Its a funny old world.

This is proof of how unfathomably misguided and lost many Evangelical American Christians have become. They have left the core ideals of their religion behind and now serve, ironically, all of the things that their professed religion would admonish them to forsake.

Then again maybe I missed something in the Bible... the part where Jesus said "Now, remember to love money more than all else - and make sure there aren't any poor people, or gay people, or immigrants, or Muslims around when I come back now, ya hear?"

~Heff

Originally posted by Hefficide

This is proof of how unfathomably misguided and lost many Evangelical American Christians have become. They have left the core ideals of their religion behind and now serve, ironically, all of the things that their professed religion would admonish them to forsake.

Then again maybe I missed something in the Bible... the part where Jesus said "Now, remember to love money more than all else - and make sure there aren't any poor people, or gay people, or immigrants, or Muslims around when I come back now, ya hear?"

~Heff

Its the speech he gave after leading his dinosaur cavalry into battle against the muslims.

Its good stuff, he also recommends you buy stocks.