reply to post by rollsthepaul
In Earth's four and a half billion years the sun shining through a mist never created a rainbow until god's covenant with Noah.
Murder, stealing, sleeping with another man's wife - people just didn't know these acts were unacceptable until god gave Moses the ten commandments.
Two people lived in the garden of Eden without a hair brush, tooth brush, razor, soap, or deodorant. Phew!
If someone steals your coat, give him your shirt too. That way he'll be warmer when he comes back that night to take your pants and shoes.
If Muslim men die in a war they will receive forty virgins in heaven. It is so good to know that when we leave our earthly bodies we will be outfitted
with a brand new penis.
