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posted on Oct, 24 2012 @ 03:22 PM
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Yes, people who have heard of him usually out him but he ignores them. It was such a surprise when he admitted making the story up in the M.I.B thread.

It reminded me of the Bob thread, that armless humanoid that was stalking a guy. Someone had the picture the guy posted as an avatar, but he drew some clothes to cover Bob's privates




posted on Oct, 24 2012 @ 03:37 PM
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I missed the bob thread but am doubled up laughing at him pinching the avatar and adding clothes.Gives a whole new meaning to "pics or it didn't happen",source ATS!
Bernie's threads cheer me up.



posted on Oct, 24 2012 @ 03:40 PM
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ROFLMFAO


Some of my fav bits from the "2 humanoid aliens thread"




Important update Initially the plan was to have the entities appear on television, however we now realise that not everyone wil be watching television. In six minutes from now at ten past, the skies will be full of extraterrestrial crafts, and their teachings will sound from the heavens. I urge everyone to step outside now and to look to the skies




well done bernard your best one yet




I don't mind being trolled but ad least he could have put up a movie or something haha


I love this one, calls him a fraud but still checks for the aliens LMAO



OH GOOD LORD youre a hoaxer and a fraud plain and simple

Eta 1214 here and no spaceships lol





My final post until after the event. The atmosphere is tense, i do not know how humanity is going to react. There are over 100 members of the press here and three camera crew. There are several unmarked vans and helicopters coming this way they must be about a mile away but they are moving at a slow pace. They must be the camera crews` personal security or something. Alright. Blessings and light to everyone of you 7 minutes left.


LMFAO
Im actually crying


theres just too many to quote here, a Bernie thread list should be included with the intro thread stuff under the title "read this when you feel down"

God I love ATS



posted on Oct, 24 2012 @ 03:54 PM
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I've been foe'd 26 times by Bernard...I should get a medal, or something.....


Des



posted on Oct, 24 2012 @ 04:01 PM
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I love the fact you can pick him just from his OP




big claims,welcome.(I just hope your not bernard)why tell about dying your hair and cutting your beard?





posted on Oct, 24 2012 @ 04:01 PM
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Now I wanna be foe'd by him too


How come I never knew about this guy



posted on Oct, 24 2012 @ 04:15 PM
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Originally posted by IkNOwSTuff
reply to post by Destinyone
 


Now I wanna be foe'd by him too


How come I never knew about this guy


The best way to assure yourself of the *Bernie* experience, is to always welcome the newbies in the intro forum, right when they join. That is where the reincarnated Bernie, will make is first outrageous claim. In his intro thread, from his last banning. It will always be the, I'm Dr.Furrybuttz from Germany type opening, With a back story on his world acclaimed importance as some kind of researcher. And, *they* are after him, but, it's his duty to warn the rest of us.

If you don't catch him in the intro thread, you'll miss him. He's been banned over 150 times....mostly from his intros.....


Des



posted on Oct, 24 2012 @ 04:18 PM
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Type Bernard Schnitzel troll into Google,you'll even find photos,a website and some troll list that he got a placing on.
He's quite famous/infamous? online.
I must admit I check introduction threads sometimes hoping its him!



posted on Oct, 24 2012 @ 04:19 PM
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If you don't catch him in the intro thread, you'll miss him. He's been banned over 150 times....mostly from his intros.....


Well if nothing else you can say hes persistant and consistant


I hope hes OK and just does it of poo's and giggles



posted on Oct, 24 2012 @ 04:25 PM
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Originally posted by IkNOwSTuff
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Now I wanna be foe'd by him too

:


Piece of Cake Sweet Pea. All you have to do is mention in a reply post to him, the words, Bernard, Bernie, or Schnitzel...auto-foe occurs. He can't help himself.....


Des



posted on Oct, 24 2012 @ 04:38 PM
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Originally posted by Destinyone

Originally posted by IkNOwSTuff
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Now I wanna be foe'd by him too

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Piece of Cake Sweet Pea. All you have to do is mention in a reply post to him, the words, Bernard, Bernie, or Schnitzel...auto-foe occurs. He can't help himself.....
Why did I just read "piece of cake sweet pea."in a deep south accent?
Is that so wrong?

Des
Was it so wrong of me to read(in my head!) "piece of cake sweet pea"in a deep south accent?
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posted on Oct, 24 2012 @ 05:25 PM
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Sittin' on top of a N. Ga Mountain...honey bunch.....


You want cheese in them grits.....


Des



posted on Oct, 24 2012 @ 09:18 PM
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bernardschnitzel.webs.com...

You can check him out at the link above. My favorite line on the main page:



My wife is Brenda we have been married for 25 years and have two children alphie, simon and teresa.


Both his kids, alphie, simon, and teresa.

Then I clicked on the link for the Nordic Alien Photos. Saaaaweeeeet



posted on Oct, 24 2012 @ 11:03 PM
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LMAO

OK its all good people, hes a troll but one with a sense of humour
I dont think hes disturbed or mental, just someone who enjoys a laugh and has WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY too much time on his hands LOL

Bring on the Bernard



posted on Oct, 24 2012 @ 11:28 PM
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I couldnt stop myself, I signed up


Guess I wont be around here much anymore due to the overwhelming quality and abundance of topics on his site
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posted on Oct, 25 2012 @ 09:14 AM
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It's a slippery slope my friend





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