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posted on Oct, 24 2012 @ 10:42 AM
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Seriously!!!!!!!!!

Ive glanced at the firehose 3 times and each time you have 2 INTRODUCTION threads up that have both been 404d

Post 20 times then start the thread


Its really REALLY clear in the T&Cs how it works, post 20 times and you can start a new thread, till then all you can do is post in the INTRODUCTIONS forum talk about yourself, NOT START A THREAD WITH USEFUL INFO!!!!!!

if your genuine (which I doubt) and need to get us this info stop wasting time and do it by the rules


The same goes for all you other Noobs with earth shattering info you need to get outthere in order to save us from imminent catastrophe/destruction




posted on Oct, 24 2012 @ 10:48 AM
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LOL and don't forget to do a search first. It's probably already been posted.

Hey, it might work!



posted on Oct, 24 2012 @ 10:52 AM
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I know how you feel. But, to be fair...8 times out of 10 the time traveler threads are the concoction of none other than our very own, Bernard. A banned member who keeps reincarnating himself as a noob....

I must say, some of his threads are pretty funny. Especially when he starts posting pics of curtain rods and calling them time traveling devices the Aliens have given him.....


Des



posted on Oct, 24 2012 @ 11:12 AM
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Originally posted by Destinyone
reply to post by IkNOwSTuff
 


I know how you feel. But, to be fair...8 times out of 10 the time traveler threads are the concoction of none other than our very own, Bernard. A banned member who keeps reincarnating himself as a noob....

I must say, some of his threads are pretty funny. Especially when he starts posting pics of curtain rods and calling them time traveling devices the Aliens have given him.....


Des


LOL

Im not expecting much more than a laugh, its just frustrating clicking on a thread posted 30 seconds before thats already 404d

I think hes given up


Now were all doomed for certain!!!!!!!!!



posted on Oct, 24 2012 @ 12:22 PM
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reply to post by Destinyone
 


We have a Bernard? Why wasn't that in the welcome packet? lol



posted on Oct, 24 2012 @ 01:09 PM
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you should see the videos. He actually sent me one. It was an orthodox jew and another guy hanging out in, what appeared to be, a mobile home.



posted on Oct, 24 2012 @ 01:17 PM
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Ah Bernard,must admit I've missed him lately.
I love his compulsion to foe you as soon as he starts a thread.He just can't help himself!
There's something far wrong with that laddie!



posted on Oct, 24 2012 @ 01:18 PM
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Maybe it was Bernie porn?He must like you.



posted on Oct, 24 2012 @ 01:38 PM
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You gotta admit some of his bs has been entertaining at times.
We need a best of bernie collection.

He probably has a world record at getting people to take a shower.
edit on 24-10-2012 by deadeyedick because: (no reason given)



posted on Oct, 24 2012 @ 01:41 PM
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You're right I think he's amusing.
If you want a good laugh type Bernard Schnitzel website in Google.



posted on Oct, 24 2012 @ 01:42 PM
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Originally posted by Crakeur
reply to post by Destinyone
 


you should see the videos. He actually sent me one. It was an orthodox jew and another guy hanging out in, what appeared to be, a mobile home.



LMAO

This guy sounds awesome!!!!

Why dont we give him his own forum?

We laugh now but what if hes telling the truth


I bet the mobile home was a TARDIS type thingy



posted on Oct, 24 2012 @ 02:03 PM
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He's usually easy to spot,it usually starts like this-
Hello,I'm doctor(whatever)winklebottom(or some other bottom)I was born in 18 something.I time travelled and am stuck in your new fangled age!
Once enough people call him out as Bernie Schnitzel,he has even admitted its him.Then its "my new website is online next week,ATS will die!"
If his original website is anything to go by ATS has nothing to fear.
One day a month or two back he slammed the new topics with something like "ATS will die!"titles.
I agree give him his own forum here,this place needs a happy place to balance all the bad news.
We would definitely get a laugh.



posted on Oct, 24 2012 @ 02:12 PM
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Originally posted by deadeyedick
You gotta admit some of his bs has been entertaining at times.
We need a best of bernie collection.

He probably has a world record at getting people to take a shower.
edit on 24-10-2012 by deadeyedick because: (no reason given)


yup...plus he still owes me a picture of the *duck* lawn ornament, which Bernie claimed was really a device to time travel.... the 2 Aliens, who lived in his front garden... gave him....:


Des



posted on Oct, 24 2012 @ 02:15 PM
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someone pls link some of his other threads



posted on Oct, 24 2012 @ 02:18 PM
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Here you go: I was in the secret m.i.b , please read




Okay stuff it, your right,and im out of material for the moment anyway as this will be deleted in a moment or two i want to say hello I am bernard schnitzel, i hate ats with a passion a major new website is coming in next few days with videos and footage of the famous sopheruk biggest hoax in ats history you will find out the new website dont worry in good time take care love bernard



That was my first encounter of the Bernard kind



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posted on Oct, 24 2012 @ 02:23 PM
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Originally posted by IkNOwSTuff
reply to post by Destinyone
 




someone pls link some of his other threads


If they haven't been 404'd, there should be a plethora of them in the hoax bin. I'll see if I can find one of the really good ones....the one where everyone in the whole world, had to take a shower, while chanting some religious gobble-de-gook nonsense, in order to see the UFO/Aliens who would appear, at the opening of the 2012 Olympics...was classic...Bernie dragged that one out for a full week and countless pages.....


Des



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posted on Oct, 24 2012 @ 02:42 PM
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Originally posted by Crakeur
reply to post by Destinyone
 


you should see the videos. He actually sent me one. It was an orthodox jew and another guy hanging out in, what appeared to be, a mobile home.



I would love to see that. Maybe we should have a new forum, dedicated just to Bernard?



posted on Oct, 24 2012 @ 03:02 PM
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Originally posted by Destinyone
I'll see if I can find one of the really good ones....the one where everyone in the whole world, had to take a shower, while chanting some religious gobble-de-gook nonsense, in order to see the UFO/Aliens who would appear, at the opening of the 2012 Olympics...was classic...Bernie dragged that one out for a full week and countless pages.....




Found it: I am living with two humanoid aliens

It went on for 49 pages before it was closed down. It's the one he was talking about in the other thread I linked above, the sopheruk hoax.


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posted on Oct, 24 2012 @ 03:13 PM
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That thread brought back memories.I like how it took until the third poster to ask if he was Bernie!sopheruk/ Bernie just skimmed over that reply.
174 posts with that account and he claims its ' the biggest hoax in ATS history'.



posted on Oct, 24 2012 @ 03:22 PM
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Fricken Classic


I love the casual



hello bernard, its been a while....


Im starting to feel my earlier statement that he could be right about things is very VERY unlikely ...................................................................................................................................................... ...................................................................................................................................................... ....................................................... But then again you never know





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