posted on Oct, 25 2012 @ 11:47 PM
W... what's this? *squints and wipes cobwebs from eyes* This is... familiar, somehow. It's right on the tip of my tongue? Ah! I know! It's... can it
be... ACTUAL VIDEOGAMES?!
That can't be right though, they don't exist anymore!
*Inspects games closely* Hmm. No sign of motion control. Nope, no touch screens, either. Nary a sign of any sort of tutorial. Some appear to require
these book-like things called MANUALS. Hmmm. Not a trace of any sort of DLC or preorder content. Ah, yep, yep. Bright, colorful graphics instead of
grey, washed out sepias. And what's this? I don't have to pay a used game pass fee to access all of the content?
But that would mean... by god! These ARE real videogames! *Faints*
*Wakes up, crawls over to dust covered crate with USB gamepads and plugs one in*
edit on 10/25/2012 by AceWombat04 because: (no reason